So, my neighbours downstairs have decided that 2.30AM is a suitable time (on a work night no less) to be making the beast with two backs. Unfortunately, the woman sounds (and this is the opinion of someone 2 flats above and one over from her, so you can imagine how loud she is) "like a donkey being raped". Luckily this morning the noise didn't start until 7, but it's my day off, I wanted a lie in, not to be awoken by that horrendous racket. In my block of flats, I never hear any other noise from neighbours, no TV/radio, arguing, or anything, not even someone's washing machine, but this, I get to hear.
So I'm looking for inventive suggestions for revenge. My favorite three so far are:
Record the noises and play it back as loud as possible when they have guests (unfortunately, they never seem to have any guests)
Get a recording of appluase and play it very loud at the climax of events
Play a strange and inappropriate tune whenever they go at it to freak them out, such as the magic roundabout themetune or the funeral march.
Unfortunately the last two would also disturb my other neighbours and they don't deserve that. Though suggestions may be considered if they are amusing enough, everyone else is sick of it too.
*oh, and boring stuff like talking to them like civilised people is out, several people have tried that one already.
So I'm looking for inventive suggestions for revenge. My favorite three so far are:
Record the noises and play it back as loud as possible when they have guests (unfortunately, they never seem to have any guests)
Get a recording of appluase and play it very loud at the climax of events
Play a strange and inappropriate tune whenever they go at it to freak them out, such as the magic roundabout themetune or the funeral march.
Unfortunately the last two would also disturb my other neighbours and they don't deserve that. Though suggestions may be considered if they are amusing enough, everyone else is sick of it too.
*oh, and boring stuff like talking to them like civilised people is out, several people have tried that one already.