Hm. You could knock at their door and ask them to be quiet. EVERY TIME. I do that to my neighbor who plays loud music.
That was what I was going to say. XDDimitriov said:You could always buy them a ball-gag as a gift...
Haha... genius, this can't possibly fail.MasterOfWorlds said:Go down there and ask if you can join in since it sounds like they're having so much fun. If they let you in, you might get free sex, if they don't, they might actually quiet down.
Ball gags don't always stop all the noise... and there are other noises as wellMasterOfWorlds said:That was what I was going to say. XDDimitriov said:You could always buy them a ball-gag as a gift...
Just go down, with loads of other people and start shouting through the door things like "go on!", "give it her good!".flakmagnet said:So, my neighbours downstairs have decided that 2.30AM is a suitable time (on a work night no less) to be making the beast with two backs. Unfortunately, the woman sounds (and this is the opinion of someone 2 flats above and one over from her, so you can imagine how loud she is) "like a donkey being raped". Luckily this morning the noise didn't start until 7, but it's my day off, I wanted a lie in, not to be awoken by that horrendous racket. In my block of flats, I never hear any other noise from neighbours, no TV/radio, arguing, or anything, not even someone's washing machine, but this, I get to hear.
So I'm looking for inventive suggestions for revenge. My favorite three so far are:
Record the noises and play it back as loud as possible when they have guests (unfortunately, they never seem to have any guests)
Get a recording of appluase and play it very loud at the climax of events
Play a strange and inappropriate tune whenever they go at it to freak them out, such as the magic roundabout themetune or the funeral march.
Unfortunately the last two would also disturb my other neighbours and they don't deserve that. Though suggestions may be considered if they are amusing enough, everyone else is sick of it too.
*oh, and boring stuff like talking to them like civilised people is out, several people have tried that one already.
When I was a kid we had this problem in a duplex we were living in.flakmagnet said:So, my neighbours downstairs have decided that 2.30AM is a suitable time (on a work night no less) to be making the beast with two backs. Unfortunately, the woman sounds (and this is the opinion of someone 2 flats above and one over from her, so you can imagine how loud she is) "like a donkey being raped". Luckily this morning the noise didn't start until 7, but it's my day off, I wanted a lie in, not to be awoken by that horrendous racket. In my block of flats, I never hear any other noise from neighbours, no TV/radio, arguing, or anything, not even someone's washing machine, but this, I get to hear.
So I'm looking for inventive suggestions for revenge. My favorite three so far are:
Record the noises and play it back as loud as possible when they have guests (unfortunately, they never seem to have any guests)
Get a recording of appluase and play it very loud at the climax of events
Play a strange and inappropriate tune whenever they go at it to freak them out, such as the magic roundabout themetune or the funeral march.
Unfortunately the last two would also disturb my other neighbours and they don't deserve that. Though suggestions may be considered if they are amusing enough, everyone else is sick of it too.
*oh, and boring stuff like talking to them like civilised people is out, several people have tried that one already.