Lousy Neighbors!

[Plurralbles]

Earlier this week my neighbors, who have been assholes since forever, told my family that they were going to light fireworks tonight. That's all well and good. A little bit of a pain in the ass but hey, if they stay in their yard and don't fire them after 1 am I'm not going to complain. But no, they can't do that. They are sitting in my parents' garden. Here my mom is bitching and I told her to go out there. She did, she was flipped off and nothing else happened. So, I told her, either quit bitching or call the cops for noise complaint and with a nice extra layer of the fireworks being illegal in my state(inforced only if there are noise complaints). She refuses. It pisses me off, I'm about to assemble the shotgun in teh attic and shoot it into the cornfield to tell them to get hte fuck out. Sure, they might have guns themselves, being country douchebag rednecks and all, but whatever, I dont' see the point in being pushed around by garbage people.

So, stories of your shitty neighbors you hated your whole lives?

 

[Swarley]

Why don't YOU call the cops then?

On topic: I've always gotten along with my neighbors, though my neighborhood is filled with people over 75.

 

[Plurralbles]

Why don't YOU call the cops then?

On topic: I've always gotten along with my neighbors, though my neighborhood is filled with people over 75.

they stopped launching them right after this thread got posted XD

 

[Julianking93]

I don't talk to my neighbors.

I avoid them pretty much at all costs and if I could, I'd live in a place in which I don't have to deal with bothersome neighbors.

If they're just trying to be friendly, that's fine, but all the ones I've known have been nosy
, annoying and wouldn't stop asking me to do shit for them.

Fuck off! I don't want to mow your lawn!

 

[child of lileth]

I have neighbors that scream 24 fucking 7. And they had a baby a few years ago, that the girl dropped on his head. Literally. I had to hear her scream all about it. It seriously sounds like I live next to a 24 hour murder. I've called the cops constantly, but they only get warnings every time, because the guy's relative is a chief down at the station.

 

[Pielikey]

Hit them with the garden hose or something, tell them you have to water the flowers.
Aww, they stopped? Well, next time, then.

 

[UberLemonBoy]

i get alot of druggies

I had a guy who would party ALL NIGHT in the summer and I had the window next to the party and i had to keep it open because of the heat and i did not sleep well

 

[Good morning blues]

When I moved into my apartment, the people next door were psychopaths. They called the landlord on us constantly, regardless of whether or not we were making noise or indeed were even at home. One fine day, the man and woman had a loud screaming-match-slash-breakup in which the guy got locked outside and the lady threw all of their belongings out the windows into the courtyard. They were evicted.

Now it's just a horrible **** of a woman with a young daughter (maybe 9 or so) who seems like a good kid. I often hear the mother screaming at the kid through the walls, but other than that the worst thing they've done is nearly burn down the apartment building, and I can't really complain about that too much since my roommates and I got mad "good tenant" cred when we saved everyone from a firey death.

EDIT: The people upstairs vacuum for a minimum of two hours per day, but it's not as bad as the middle-class suburb I grew up in. Ever summer is a symphony of lawnmowers from 7AM to 8PM daily.

 

[skitzo van]

The only neighbor I remember is the old man who smoked pot in his garage.

 

[Stoic raptor]

I dont have neighbors that are annoying. Actually, they are pretty nice and even helpful.

 

[Dags90]

Our house is a nice distance from all the others, everyone minds their own business and the distance keeps us from having to hear each others' drama. One time though, I went outside and I could hear my neighbors' daughter crying on the phone to someone. Awwwkwaaard.

 

[Insanum]

Holy crap...I could write a book about stuff like this...Lets see:

1. Kicked my Brother in the Crotch.
2. Threatened to call the police after assaulting my brother
3. Called the police after havign a shouting match with us. Police sided with us after independant witnesses confirmed it was her.

Ok, now would be a good time to say that Next door to us is a married couple, And the husband is now a retired officer of our district's police force. She used to lord her husbands job over us like he was some sort of judge.

So, Now to stuff she's done recently.

1. We have erected some gates on our driveway (Security, My mother is getting paranoid) - And we had to drill one of the concrete posts on the dividing fenceposts to erect the gate. She come out screaming that we were criminally damaging her property, And she called the police. The police didnt turn up for another 5 hours, At which point they said it was a civil matter and left.

The gates themselves are perfectly legal. She filed legal proceedings claiming we have violated the terms of the land (which were taken out 21 years ago when we moved into the house, It was a new build Detached house) - We checked, And she's right, It is in violation of those rules, But then again, so are her:

Front garden in 4 places (also meaning she'd lose 3 ft of her 10ft front garden)
Back Garden (meaning she'd lose some trees she has in the back garden)
Our driveway (The fence we drilled is ironically 6 inches too far over onto our land, Because she just put it up without our consent)

So, She'd lose one hell of a lot. After the legal company saw that, They told her if she wanted us to take the fence down we can hold her accountable to the same laws she is lording over us.

Sufficed to say, One year on, Our gates are doing fine.

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That was just the most recent, We already know she is spying on us, As the last time we had the police over (around 5 years ago) they said (unofficially) that she had a file around 4 inches thick, About all of the times we leave our house, Vehicle registrations, Etc.

I make it my mission now to antagonise her whenever possible. Having a loud motorcycle and an irregular sleep pattern really[/I] helps.

 

[Bravo Company]

I usually stay away from my neighbors, but then again my nearest neighbors are over 500 yards away. They got mad at our family for driving down the road "fast". Now I live on a dirt road in a nearly empty place and have lived here for over 5 years while they just moved in. They start bitching at us when no one has seemed to have a problem with it (everybody does it except them apparently). A nifty little spike strip has seemed to solve the problems.

 

[MellowFellow]

I love my neighbors, at least the ones that are at my house, every Monday during the summer we make smores. I have never really had bad neighbors that I can remember, I have been quite lucky.

Also this year in the dorm I was staying at at Oregon State had some cool neighbors, didn't have any dick neighbors.