Lunatic teacher

[ShindoL Shill]

My art professor isn't so much a lunatic as much as she's just eccentric to a point where she makes everyone uncomfortable.

During class when we are doing work she likes to turn on classical music. Would be nice though if she didn't also pluck a random person every so often to dance with her.

what art school is this, what class is this, what teacher and what are the entry requirements. she sounds FUN!

OT: i had a maths teacher who kept forgetting when she booked us the laptops/computer suite. we were playing games for a whole fucking year.
and there's an English teacher (i think she's retiring given she's ancient) who falls asleep and generally doesnt give a fuck. and apparently smokes weed and has a flask of scotch in her desk.
another pair of English teachers (my current ones) are easy to derail. on friday, we started talking about the afghanistan war (a surprisingly common topic). we got to it by discussing the german economy. we got onto that from the book we're studying.
its Lord of the Flies.

 

[Ohhi]

In my sophmore year of highschool I had this math teacher who was, lets say wierd yeah wierd works anyway everyday he would come into the class teach us the material then proceed to talk about his cats, masturbation, pregnancy, breast implants, penis size, and a whole lot of other subjects that a teacher should never talk about with students,

 

[Blow_Pop]

My humanities teacher in high school would only help the kids who had an A or a B in her class anything lower(I had a C) and she'd ignore them. I got kicked out of her class because I "didn't do my homework" which is shite because I came in with a paper filled front and back(standard college rule paper no blank lines in between questions)with questions over what I read. Instead of taking the time before giving us a quiz to see if we read and going over the chapter a little bit and then more in depth after the quiz she just handed the quiz out and said that she wasn't going over the chapter til after the quiz. So me being the smart ass I am wrote "I failed to understand the chapter that was assigned and since you didn't go over the chapter to answer my questions so I could have a better understanding of what I read I cannot answer this question". Which lead to being kicked out for not doing my homework. The irony, she kicked us out whilst going over the chapter. That really pissed me off. Especially since it was Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. Which is NOT a book that you can read once and expect to understand the first go around especially in high school. Hell I still have parts of that book I don't understand and I've re-read it probably close to 20 times now since I own the book. Sadly to say, she is now a vice principal of the school. She had tenure when I was there and despite all the parent complaints(and there were a lot not just from my mum and dad but from about half of her students parents)nothing was ever done. Because "she has tenure and therefore we can't do anything about it".

Welcome to Southern California's educational system.

 

[repeating integers]

My history teacher deals with Jehovah's Witnesses by telling them he's a Satanist. Which is pretty awesome, but still not that great compared to most of the stuff on here.

 

[Matt Oliver]

I had a long term sub for french cause my teacher had her baby over the summer, we were supposed to have a diff sub but she died during open heart surgery (RIP) and for a week we didn't have a teacher. finally we got one who i will just call the Kurk. she was insane. she a. was Israeli so she had a wicked bad accent at times made it hard to understand her. B. she was a nut job she would throw out higher level students for no reason. we watched videos the entire time, it was bad.

 

[Dags90]

I had a Touch Typing teacher who once briefly throttled one of my friends. He wasn't even being that big of an ass, either.

I also had an Robotics teacher who ran into the room's closet crying one day because a bunch of senior students were making fun of them.

 

[Davih]

We had an alcoholic Physics teacher who kept "sneaking" into the cupboard at the back of the room for "supplies".

 

[Eddy-16]

I had an art teacher who used to throw metal stools and rulers at people on a regular basis, he got fired after he threw some scissors at a girl though.

 

[ramboondiea]

had an English teacher crawl round on the floor pretend to be a cat all lesson, wasnt to prove a point or anything she was just mental.

 

[Powereaver]

my PE teacher told us to grab all the bits on our body that were "flabby" and said that it must go.. its unhealthy to say that.. welcome to the physical education system.. ruining kids self esteem and health since the 90's

 

[Jakub324]

What a weird bloke. I bet he also thinks the Americans never put anyone on the moon, too.
The closest I can come to that is old Mr Anderson. He was really weird bloke. He'd bring up a picture of a hexagon on the interactive whiteboard and stand in front of it, running his fingers along it's edges, going "a hexagon. hexagon hexagon." and so forth.
He never just "looked at your excersise book, either: he'd make his hand do an impression of a cobra, poising it next to his eye, before jabbing it in your direction and going "I think I'll cast my eye over your book!" or ask you for the answer to a problem on the board without looking at you or saying your name, so nobody ever knew who he was talking to.
I could go on...
EDIT: On a lesser note, there was Mr Carter, the tech teacher. My first day in year 7, having joined around April. I asked I was supposed to be doing, having spent 5 minutes twiddling my thumbs waiting for direction. I said words to the effect of, "so... what am I supposed to be doing?" He just said "Work." It turned out he didn't know I was new, although I only found that out when he said I had to come to detention for not getting a folder like I was asked to at the beginning of the year.

 

[Phantomess]

My advanced Maths teacher pulled me out in front of the class and told me I was stupid and wouldn't amount to anything...

Five years later, I met up with her in the shopping centre and told her gleefully that not only had I done half a degree in Applied Science, majoring in Microbiology, but that I had also finished my degree in IT. Her face was worth it.

 

[Kopikatsu]

I had a Health teacher in High School that had sex with six different girls in the class over the course of three days. He sorta went to jail. Well, I guess that isn't really 'lunatic' so much as pervy. Lesse...

Well, there was Mr. Landers, a Math teacher. One day a girl was sucking on a lollipop in his case, and he pulled it out of her mouth, bit it in half, then said in a really creepy voice 'MMMMM. THERE'S GUM IN THE CENTER.' and walked off.

Mr. Landers was the best teacher ever.