M.E.A.T.

[Cowabungaa]

It basically just means that if you see an animal, be cool about it instead of acting like a psychopath. If you see someone wearing leather, give them a high-five instead of a bucket of cow blood and say, "Way to use all the parts of the animal, just like the Native Americans did!" If you see a squirrel, don't punch it. Instead, try giving it a cashew or something. I'm pretty sure they like those.

O I'm in, The North American indians are my ultimate example of how to simultaniously use nature for your own goals (wich every species on this planet does) while still holding respect for nature because of all the things you get from the planet.

But this won't work against PETA. You see, PETA works with the "all publicity is good publicity" policy; all our raging is attention for them, and they like that. If we just ignore those idiots, they'll wither off eventually.

 

[Ripshot]

Nothing wrong with People Eating Tasty Animals.

the true PETA
the superior PETA

 

[chefassassin2]

I'm in.
We accept that animals are supposed to be eaten / worn as they have been used like that for ages, but we don't be mean to them? Sounds good.

Agreed!

Leather, fake or otherwise, is Always Awesome.

Agreed, the sequel!

I use all parts of the animal for cooking, so I'm in, blood-soaked apron on and marrow roasting bone in hand.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Hey! I'll punch any squirrel I goddamned feel like. Furry little fuckers.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I use all parts of the animal for cooking, so I'm in, blood-soaked apron on and marrow roasting bone in hand.

That's what I'll be doing when I leave home and have my own place to make a mess of.

 

[Arcyde]

PETA dosen't even care about animals. They care about money and attention.

I wish someone would just shut them down.

 

[Panken]

Models for Ethical Animal Treatment

Men Eating Animals Together

Fixed.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

So...are you going to be charging any monthly dues or anything? Where do I send the check? Do we get to carry cards showing our membership in M.E.A.T.?

 

[Kasawd]

If a PETA member ever dumped blood on me for wearing clothing and animal produced, I will show them real murder.

Extremes are wrong because they cause us to imbalance ourselves. Lets just keep nice and level-headed about things.

Except for murder in case of expensive clothing being ruined, thats just YOUR extremity balancing out THEIRS.

 

[Squedee]

Nothing wrong with People Eating Tasty Animals.

or wearing them

 

[ExodusinFlames]

I'm in full agreeance with the anti-PETA whatever the naming works out to be. But because this is the internet, lets try to limit zealotry. So no domestic attacks, that'd be dropping ourselves to PETA's level.

Idea for the first rally. Obtain permits to set up "Street Meat" Vendors in the same city as PETA's HQ, and have a great big BBQ across the street from it. Make sure we've got lots of meat, and lots of cameras. So when they come out and start preaching, we start eating. When they start becoming aggressive, we catch it all on tape. Pulls all those "On the fence" people right down.

EDIT - As warm as it may be, everyone has to be wearing something animal related, just to illustrate that we're willing to use the whole thing.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Models for Ethical Animal Treatment

Men Eating Animals Together

Fixed.

Yeah, I thought about something like that, but there are few problems.

1. What if a lady wants to join?

2. What if someone is eating alone?

3. I don't want it to become one of those "YEAH, I'm a fuckin' carnivore and I love blood!!!" organizations. That's why I made it what it is. Good thought, though.

 

[Zero-Vash]

I am all for it. Random high fives? Awesome. But I have a personal beef with squirrels.

All other critters are cool though

 

[TheMatt]

If you see a squirrel, don't punch it. Instead, try giving it a cashew or something. I'm pretty sure they like those.

Epic line there dude, gj. Brightened my day.

As someone once said -

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. - author I have no idea.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I'm in.
We accept that animals are supposed to be eaten / worn as they have been used like that for ages, but we don't be mean to them? Sounds good.

I endorse this group. Also, don't throw away excessive amounts of meat. If you're going to kill the animal for food (nothing wrong with that), at least eat all that it gave you.

 

[Sebenko]

how about forming PUTPETA- People for the unethical treatment of PETA?

 

[ExodusinFlames]

Yeah, I thought about something like that, but there are few problems.

1. What if a lady wants to join?

2. What if someone is eating alone?

3. I don't want it to become one of those "YEAH, I'm a fuckin' carnivore and I love blood!!!" organizations. That's why I made it what it is. Good thought, though.

You could state "Mortals" though I'm not sure how well that'd go over with the crazies.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Yeah, I thought about something like that, but there are few problems.

1. What if a lady wants to join?

2. What if someone is eating alone?

3. I don't want it to become one of those "YEAH, I'm a fuckin' carnivore and I love blood!!!" organizations. That's why I made it what it is. Good thought, though.

You could state "Mortals" though I'm not sure how well that'd go over with the crazies.

That would be perfect, but I have a friend who swears he's a dragon.

So...yeah, like you said, it wouldn't work for the crazies.

 

[Squeaksx]

I'm so in, but to be honest I think that the cows used for leather aren't the same that are used for meat. I could possibly be wrong though.

 

[triggahappyhaza]

Nothing wrong with People Eating Tasty Animals.

[http://photobucket.com/images/haha]

amen to that