I remember years ago PETA advocating college students drink beer instead of milk, as somehow milking cows is bad for the cow, or wrong, or... it's obvious I'm no too clear on the details, but they don't matter. What does matter, as I slowly work my way towards a point, is MADD came into the mix and, needless to say, PETA's campaign stopped shortly thereafter. This is what we need in America: advocate groups with a worthwhile message nobody listens to anymore rallying against other advocate groups with a worthwhile message nobody listens to anymore. That would two AGWAWMNLTAs (new acronym probably never to be used again) out of everyones' hair so we could get back to, I don't know... the economy. Yes, that seems far more important than a game children shouldn't be playing in the first place sending said children a bad message. Then maybe the idiot parents who bought the damn game in the first place could explain that drunk driving really does impair your senses as the game suggests, and that's why it's a bad idea. Then maybe I'll hook up with a Playboy Playmate who happens to enjoy pale white gamers, old muscle cars with a low reliability of working, and that ever-predictable Chicago weather.
But enough of the heavy sarcasm. I eagerly await the PC version of GTA IV, because my consoles top out at 16 bit.
