made up story.

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You were cooking while vacuuming the ground listening to the Beach Boys and tried to flip the pan to the beat of your favorite song but the mental messages went into the other arm and you tried to flip the vacuum that was stuck under a couch and you slipped on perfume that you knocked down earlier but didn't have any Bounty to wipe it with.

Or say you got Chuck Norris' autograph.

 

[Eatspeeple]

You tried to wrestle a lion to the ground, then when you KO'd it you shaved it and used the fur to make a thatch roof for an orphanage. Then when you were on the roof the lions entire extended family ambushed you, and the weight caused the roof to collapse. That broke your arm, but you still repaired the roof and rescussetated the orphans.
That was my excuse.

 

[Pegghead]

Broken arm eh, well I've spun a few good yarns in my time. You could either be cool and say that you broke it while simulatneously playing a guitar and xbox when you stumbled back into chuck norris and he roundhouse kicked you in the face. But being the charismatic stallion you are you left with nay but a broken arm. But to be serious I'd reccomend saying that you were getting a ball off your roof and then falling onto the ground when the ladder wobbled. Though just for interests sake how did you "embarrasingly" break your arm. Do I detect a failed act of self-pleasuring?

 

[Darkadder246]

I fell.

 

[wilted_orchid]

How about if someone asks just do that really long, drawn out whistle and say, "Well, you may think this looks bad, but you should see the other guy," then smirk and walk away before the questioning can go any further.

Wait, we were having a Find-the-biggest-clichéd-lie competition, right?

 

[darksakul]

Well it depends who is the audience.

Talking to Females, tell them you climb a tree to rescue a cat and fell. It makes you look like a Hero but also sensitive.

Talking to Guys, fights, car accidents, martial arts/ physical combat training,
all the above but some how involving Chuck Norris.

 

[The Kangaroo]

you punched a whale that belonged to Chuck Norris, he let you off with a light warning

OT:you punched a wall, that's how my friend did it

 

[WafflesandBacon]

you had sex with a really hot girl she put in a freaky postion a broke your arm.......well thats for guys

 

[Rawker]

there are many ways to answer this, all lead to making you look different.

emo ending:"I broke it to see if I could still feel."

Badass ending:" crashed my motorcycle because I was going too fast."

Victim ending: "I got into a fight with my ex-girlfriend, and her new boyfriend did this to me."

accidental ending: "fell down some stairs and I twisted it."

or, if you, if caught off guard, just say you fell.

 

[Cargando]

Well you were waling down the street when a DRAGON just EXPLODES out the ground and attacks you, then a magic knight comes along on his FLYING HORSE and gives a HUGE sword, you kill the knight and run off, but fall over and break your arm. And the dragon eats the sword, repairs the road and flies off.

 

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No matter what excuse you use, always remember to switch hands or else this will happen. You know what i'm talking about.