OH JUST KISS ALREADY.RJ 17 said:
But some of these seem absolutely hilarious, in what they are and in their potential use.
I want a full set right now.
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But some of these seem absolutely hilarious, in what they are and in their potential use.
I want a full set right now.
You fool! Haven't you learned anything?!CharrHearted said:
It's hard to pinpoint the exact time and place, but somehow, during the past half decade, EVERYTHING that consists of an animal possessing human traits, is furry. So sayeth the collective ignorance of the internet!
Disney? Furry.
Don Bluth films? Furry.
Warcraft's Werewolfs, Tauren and Pandaren? Furry.
Blacksad? Furry.
Art Spiegelman's Maus? Furry.
Tony the Tiger? Furry.
Final Fantasy IX? Is that a walking and talking hippopotamus I see roaming your beautifully rendered CG backdrops? Furry.
Welcome to the next generation slick, in case you hadn't noticed, it's going to hurt.
"Anthropomorphic" is not a race. Anthropomorphism is attribution of human form or other characteristics to anything other than a human being. That's what the word means. The word derives from the Greek ἄνθρωπος (ánthrōpos), "human", and μορφή (morphēCharrHearted said:
, "shape" or "form". Yes I looked it up to post this.
Saying everything that's "Anthropomorphic" is a race means if I glue googly eyes to my toaster, thus anthropomorphizing it, it's now part of that race. That's absolutely absurd.
I wish I played Magic so I could see how these jokes apply to the game.
I did enjoy the tongue-in-cheekness of these cards, though.
I did enjoy the tongue-in-cheekness of these cards, though.
Not sure if that Phil Fish one is in good fun, which makes it a very poor magic card.
Valve Time -Enchantment- Players skip the second main phase of each turn
Kinda feel like some kind of devotion should be in play, god and all. If your devotion to any colour is greater than 2 he isn't a creature perhaps?Souplex said:
Valve Time -Enchantment- Players skip the second main phase of each turn
That's hilarious. Phil Fish leaves the industry because he was tired of getting trolled, only to get trolled even harder because of it.
And by a professional company, no less!
And by a professional company, no less!
Damn these cards are OP xD. Gabe gonna be new EDH staple?
Minecraft Zombie going in my mono black control deck ASAP. And... I actually wish Backstabbing business partner's ability was put on a real card xP. That looks like it'd be loads of fun.
Minecraft Zombie going in my mono black control deck ASAP. And... I actually wish Backstabbing business partner's ability was put on a real card xP. That looks like it'd be loads of fun.
Phill Fishes rage was pretty hilarious, and I laughed when I saw Gabe Newel in a plus sized HEV suit.
He probably shouldn't be a god.Knight Templar said:
I've got it!
"T Copy a nonland permanent you control only one of.
For every nonland permanent you control one of, Gabe Newell gets +1+1.
For every nonland permanent you control two of, Gabe Newell gets +2+2.
For every nonland permanent you control three or more of Gabe Newell gets -3-3."
There is an issue with this combo set, the second and third would both be a good plan, but if you reduce the attack to 0 then the BBP wouldn't deal any combat damage and you wouldn't get the benefit of drawing a card, unless that was the point.Storm Dragon said:
Also is it just me that the link to the site doesn't work for? I just get an error when I click the reference, or try to open the picture from earlier in this thread.
EDIT: Never mind I just saw the tweet about it being taken down, how sad that I missed it,
I wish, but the card says when it deals combat damage so it requires damage to be dealt to the target, in this case the player, So if you were to prevent the damage by using crippling blight, or fog, or something of the sort the draw cad effect wouldn't trigger because no combat damage was dealt.Storm Dragon said:
Oh, didn't notice that earlier. They would still take the damage though, you just wouldn't get to draw cards.Domogo said:
These are priceless. Some just down-right hilarious.[footnote]Dem Phil Fish and Newell cards.[/footnote]
I haven't played MTG for a few years now. But these I may pick up. If only for the "lols".
Valve Time
Enchantment
All Upkeep costs, Cumulative Upkeep costs, and Suspend costs are doubled.
All cards with Echo have Double Echo. (after the first upkeep in which the Echo cost is paid, the Echo cost must be paid before the next turns first main phase.)
If any spell or ability a player casts has a 3 in any of its costs, counter it when played.
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I also feel like the Newell cards +2/+2 ability should be reversed. As in, he gets the buff for each critter on the field.
I haven't played MTG for a few years now. But these I may pick up. If only for the "lols".
Even better:Knight Templar said:
Valve Time
Enchantment
All Upkeep costs, Cumulative Upkeep costs, and Suspend costs are doubled.
All cards with Echo have Double Echo. (after the first upkeep in which the Echo cost is paid, the Echo cost must be paid before the next turns first main phase.)
If any spell or ability a player casts has a 3 in any of its costs, counter it when played.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I also feel like the Newell cards +2/+2 ability should be reversed. As in, he gets the buff for each critter on the field.