Hm... That seems familiar... Something like...Saltyk said:It's funny cause its true. Seriously, Vaan had no reason to be in that story. He was basically there to give the game enough characters to have two full parties. Worse yet, he was a complete idiot. In one scene, Balthier and Basch tell him not to mention who they are because there are a lot of Empiral troops around. Vaan then promptly walks up to a kid he doesn't know, Larsa aka the Emperor's son, and blurts out their names. I wish I was making that up. Vaan just fails too hard.shadowform said:Not necessarily 'better', but if Vaan had died off ten minutes into Final Fantasy 12, the game wouldn't have changed in any significant way...
Riku: "Don't tell anyone you're from Zanarkand, okay? You might piss someone off."
*Four minutes later*
Tidus: "HEY GUYS I PLAY FOR THE ZANARKAND ABES"
Anyway.
Emil from Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World.
Now, before I get into detailing what with the end-game spoilers and all, just remember I have not played this game in AT LEAST a year or two. Y'know, what with it brutally raping my childhood and all that.
Anyway, what happens is that Emil turns out to have been Ratatosk all along. A plot twist I literally called about fifteen minutes before it happened. Well, good 'ol Richter, being the ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS that he is, decides he's going to open up a portal to hell and unleash a fuckton of demons so he can get revenge for his friend whom Emilitosk killed and looks exactly like. No, really.
Someone might argue that yes, Richter was planning on sacrificing himself to close the gate or something--as far to my memory--but I call bullshit on that, since if he's going to open up a gate to the land of fucking demons, some JUST MIGHT ESCAPE before he can close the portal... Seal... Whatever.
And also, while I'm on the subject, and I'm sorry for going off in a tangent, I call bullshit on the game's ending as well. It just doesn't fucking work. In Tales of Symphonia they established the fuck out of mana, how mana is the source of life, how it is necessary for magic, and GROWING FUCKING CROPS. And at the end of DotNW, they decide that they're going to direct every bit of the mana flow from the TREE THAT FUCKING PRODUCES IT INFINITELY into closing the sealgatewhatever and slowly draining mana out of the world. How will the world survive? NOT. FUCKING. EXPLAINED.
Anyway, what happens is that Emil turns out to have been Ratatosk all along. A plot twist I literally called about fifteen minutes before it happened. Well, good 'ol Richter, being the ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS that he is, decides he's going to open up a portal to hell and unleash a fuckton of demons so he can get revenge for his friend whom Emilitosk killed and looks exactly like. No, really.
Someone might argue that yes, Richter was planning on sacrificing himself to close the gate or something--as far to my memory--but I call bullshit on that, since if he's going to open up a gate to the land of fucking demons, some JUST MIGHT ESCAPE before he can close the portal... Seal... Whatever.
And also, while I'm on the subject, and I'm sorry for going off in a tangent, I call bullshit on the game's ending as well. It just doesn't fucking work. In Tales of Symphonia they established the fuck out of mana, how mana is the source of life, how it is necessary for magic, and GROWING FUCKING CROPS. And at the end of DotNW, they decide that they're going to direct every bit of the mana flow from the TREE THAT FUCKING PRODUCES IT INFINITELY into closing the sealgatewhatever and slowly draining mana out of the world. How will the world survive? NOT. FUCKING. EXPLAINED.
Well now that I've raged against my most hated game of all time, I have to go find something better to do.