Make a Joke Thread :D

[Mr.Mattress]

This is the thread were we all come together and tell our favorite jokes, or make up our own ones. I recently came up with this one:

"A Hindu, a Christian, an Agnostic and an Atheist walk into a Bar. They come out as the Beatles."

 

[w9496]

A baby seal walks into a club... okay I'll shut up now.

EDIT: good joke by the way.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

 

[Fertro]

A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I've got a lump on my cock!"
"How big is it?" the doctor asks.
"About 5 and a half inches erect, but I'm here about the lump"

 

[Esotera]

A chemist and his friend go to a restaurant. The chemist asks for his water, and his friend asks for H20 too. The friend dies.