It's time to play... whatever those people who write the backs of dvd covers are called. Write a pompous blurb that'll make the thing sound awesome for whatever you want (anything goes: manga, movies, tv shows, books, food, clothes). Bonus points if the thing you're selling is, in fact, total shit. Mocking parody blurbs are okay as well.
I'll start with Berserk:
Weaving a sprawling tale of friendship, ambition, war, betrayal and revenge like nothing ever seen before, Berserk combines sleep-depriving horror with brutal action, masterful artwork and magical worlds to create one of the greatest epics of all time!
Time for Sex and the Shitty 2:
The feel-good film of the decade, Sex and the City is a profound look at female friendship set in the glittering paradise of Abu Dhabi, taking the viewer to some of the most magnificent sights seen in film history. Reconnect with your old-time friends and go on a life-affirming journey and experience the warmth and love only years of friendship can bring.
And my all-time cinematic nemesis, 300:
This is a MANLY MOVIE for MANLY MEN! It has VIOLENCE! It has BOOBS! It has LOTS AND LOTS OF KILLING! Go back to the time when MEN were MEN and SWORDS were METAL! None of that pesky FEELING or THINKING business needed here! If you don't like this, you're obviously a PUSSY or you HAVE ONE!
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I'll start with Berserk:
Weaving a sprawling tale of friendship, ambition, war, betrayal and revenge like nothing ever seen before, Berserk combines sleep-depriving horror with brutal action, masterful artwork and magical worlds to create one of the greatest epics of all time!
Time for Sex and the Shitty 2:
The feel-good film of the decade, Sex and the City is a profound look at female friendship set in the glittering paradise of Abu Dhabi, taking the viewer to some of the most magnificent sights seen in film history. Reconnect with your old-time friends and go on a life-affirming journey and experience the warmth and love only years of friendship can bring.
And my all-time cinematic nemesis, 300:
This is a MANLY MOVIE for MANLY MEN! It has VIOLENCE! It has BOOBS! It has LOTS AND LOTS OF KILLING! Go back to the time when MEN were MEN and SWORDS were METAL! None of that pesky FEELING or THINKING business needed here! If you don't like this, you're obviously a PUSSY or you HAVE ONE!
Thread moved to Forum Games. -Mod
