Make a Telephone Number

[Premonition]

Like Johnny Cochran would have the phone number: 555-Lawyer, give the user above you a phone number judging from his name, avatar and general impression.

There is no user above me to give a number to. If there was, I'd be really, really scared.

 

[Jamienra]

555-WITCH?

 

[Code Monkey]

555-KEY...SWORD....THING

 

[The Middleman]

1-888-UNS-KIP-ABLE
1-800-THE-SCA-PIST

 

[Cherry Cola]

555-does-not-get-point-of-game

 

[DuplicateValue]

555-hubilubilubilubilubilubilubilbub

 

[The Middleman]

555-does-not-get-point-of-game

1-87-444-PUT-FUN-NYT-THIN-GHERE
(International call number)

 

[JWW]

856-6662 is the number of a church.

 

[Mister Awesome]

1-800-EPIC WIN

 

[Sleekgiant]

For all your plumbing needs in Rapture call
1-800-YOUR-SCREWED

 

[KillerH]

1-800-SMOKING

 

[AgDr_ODST]

1-800-WTF-IS-THAT

 

[The Middleman]

Yahtzee's direct duress hotlines
1-888-Yah-tzee
1-900-HUA-REZZ
8-888-WII-WAG-GLES
01.SA.IN.TS.RO.W2

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

1-800-inb-etween

 

[Sleekgiant]

1-800-PETA-H8R

 

[AgDr_ODST]

1-800-SEXY-SHDOW

 

[AvsJoe]

1-900-SEXYGRL

 

[Gadzooks]

1800-AHFUKIHAVENOFINGERSLEAVEAMESSAGE

 

[Knife-28]

1800-Werewolf

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

555-DSTRY-AL-HMNS