Make a Wish - Corrupt a Wish

[interspark]

OK, here's how this game works, player one makes a wish, player two then quotes player one (otherwise multiple people post at once and we don't know who's wish is being granted) and say's that player one's wish has been granted, and gives details, ensuring that is is definately NOT what player one wanted, example,

player one- i wish i could fly
player two- granted, you are now a locust

then player two makes a wish, and so on

my wish- i wish i could travel in time!

 

[GothmogII]

Your wish is granted o' wish munificent mortal! Travel in time shall thou, turned to solid stone where shall thou rest for all eternity and watch the seconds, days and decades pass.



A wish for a wish, giveth thine desire: I wish for riches a plenty!

 

[Best of the 3]

Have you been playing too much Two Worlds? Forsooth!

Granted but your riches are given in buttons. SO if you wanted £/$5 then it would be that much worth of buttons.

I wish for some cheese on toast.

 

[spartan1077]

Granted but its imaginary cheese on toast and it's the only thing you can think of and you go crazy and die.

I wish for an awesome avatar

 

[interspark]

granted, you get the "avatar" from the kids show, he just decided he doesn't like you