Make an item chain

[chunkeymonke]

I don't know if a thread like this has been made but this is a forum game that is fun to play
heres how it works I will start the chain by saying an item name or a thing or a person for example i may say cow and the the next poster will first say something like + 3 beef see? the cow gives + 3 beef as an item you the post an item of your own and the chain continues
example
My post) Dog

Next post) + 100 awesomeness
sword
Next post) -10 blood
cat

get it? ok starting it now

Monkey

 

[Phlakes]

Should be in Forum Games & RP [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/362-Forum-Games-RP]

+5 feces range

Butternut Squash

 

[likalaruku]

+3lb of garbage.
Lotion.

 

[Anarchemitis]

-35 Ultraviolet radiation (bad)
+5 Ionizng radiation (very bad)

Norman Rockwell painting

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

+56 coolness
-24 appreciation from heathens

A can of Fizzylifting Drink

 

[Hooded.Gamer]

+56 coolness
-24 appreciation from heathens

A can of Fizzylifting Drink

+ 25 energy
+ 10 caffeine

Lobster shaped camera served on a hotdog bun with 1000 island dressing.

 

[HT_Black]

+56 coolness
-24 appreciation from heathens

A can of Fizzylifting Drink
+ 25 energy
+ 10 caffeine

Lobster shaped camera served on a hotdog bun with 1000 island dressing.

+1 Delicious espionage
+1 Unwelcome surprise

Decomposed remains of chicken

 

[DiMono]

-20 health
-18 smell
+8 humour value

Picture of Mohamed.