Make and give 3 wishes

[Ranubis]

First, 'grant' the wishes of the poster ahead of you. (Points for wordplay)
Then, ask three wishes of your own. Be fair, this is designed for humor.
Ex: "I wish I was a king!"
"Down with the monarchist pig! Viva Revolution!"
My wishes:
1. I wish for a million dollars.
2. I wish for high school to be over already.
3. I wish for Mass Effect 3 to be released sooner.

 

[GunstarHero]

Wrong section, buddy. Forum games and RP, I think.

 

[Durananrananrananran]

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her

 

[Jav3lin]

Right, since both your wishes have remained unchecked, I shall see to them.
Duran*! Your wishes for tallicity and ballingess have been granted, and therefor not-so-accepted-girls-whose-looks-are-shifty-at-best will be lining up to be called by you!

Ranubis! Your wish for money shall be granted ten years from now.
Your wish for high school will be granted when it's over. Talk to me then.
And your wish for Mass Effect 3. Well, look at the time! Gotta run!

*Runs off with both your wallets*

Spoiler: OOC

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