Make it not POO

[EMO_of_LiGHT]

Yes, this is a kind of forum game/shout out to game developers that I thought of. Take any game that was hyped up before release and turned out to be nothing more then a steaming pile of dog excrement, and then described what you would have done to save it had you been suddenly given the reins before they sent the electronic titanic out onto the market. I'll start.

-The Force Unleashed

First off, drop the Darth Vader. I know he's awesome, but there is no more that can be done wirth him as a character, aside from a mini arc consisting of him killing Satan and taking over the Star Wars version of hell, but that'l never happen. It was just painfull to watch him, and it was painfull to play as him. I say move the story line into the far future or past, where there is an abbundance of Jedi and Sith to kick the Medichlorians out of. Next, instead of series of linear levels, make it an open world playgroud where you can do anything you want. All of the planets can be presented by a small section about the size of say, Alderny, with some spaceship minigames in between. Each planet could have little civilizations that you could interact with, or just send the all into orbit. Give us more mission types and vehicles. The force powers could be more refined with some mind tricks being added for additional depth. Give the game some morality, like KOTOR, with certain upgrades only available if you play in certain way. Multiple missions available at once, and different ways to accomplish each one with the choices you make affecting your moral standing. There is so much unexplored territory when you have a whole universe of content to play with, and it's just sad to see it get underused like this so expand a little. My final comment is to do some bug cleanup, cause I'm tired of falling to my death throug a sold rock surface.

And that is how to make it not POO.

 

[Lord_Jaroh]

Soul Calibur IV:

Drop the whoring out of the franchise to Star Wars (or anyone else for that matter). Drop the over-emphasis on tits. Give more to the single player storyline (like the old games did). Bring back Edgemaster mode. Bring back the Chronicals of the Sword. Bring back Team vs. Bring back the story in general. Bring back the Edgemaster. Bring back the stat pages. Give more slots to save characters. Give all characters 3 "slots" for alternate costumes. Bring all costume options for every character. Fix the AI. Add in tournament modes for team play. Add in more to do with character swapping (great new concept that did jack in the game...). Add in more unique characters, and make similar characters more different. Expand upon character creation with access to all characters items as well as unique stuff. Make your look independant from the items. Make DLC that does not rip off the customer. Make the game have longevity for single player and multiplayer. If I wanted a good vs. game with no story I'd be playing Street Fighter IV. I wanted a unique fighting game that actually had a decent backstory and universe to it so I played Soul Calibur.

Soul Calibur could be a great game again. They just need to stop removing the things that people want in the game. IV was a serious step backwards...

 

[Halfbreed13]

CoDWaW

FIRE TREYARCH

 

[NJ]

Soul Calibur IV:

Drop the over-emphasis on tits...

Well, to be fair, after having seen what else the developers of SCIV have made; I find it surprising that they kept it with double-D's. Tekken has girls with racks the size of truck tires and camel-toe that's about as big as a bison's hoof.

 

[TheBlobThing]

CoDWaW

FIRE TREYARCH

Agreed! Why is it that every alternate CoD has to be made by these people? Spawning the stepchild of CoD that nobody likes.

 

[Fightgarr]

But I like poo.
Here I shall discuss the various merits of pooping.
- Poo is a natural byproduct of animals living and digesting. Thus it is required to survive. As a result you are bound to poop so you may as well enjoy it. A task which I have embraced with eagerness and grace.
- Due to the fact that pooping is often a relief and a release of excess dead weight, pooping also feels awesome.
- Pooping is also a great place in which to read various literature that can range in writing skill from poor (bathroom graffiti) to excellent (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader).
- Pooping also involves toilet paper. If your toilet paper is 2-ply or greater it is effectively like giving yourself an ass massage. But its also a cleansing experience.

Fightgarr: writing about poo for those that like to shit.
OH yeah. I'm mature.

 

[EMO_of_LiGHT]

But I like poo.
Here I shall discuss the various merits of pooping.
- Poo is a natural byproduct of animals living and digesting. Thus it is required to survive. As a result you are bound to poop so you may as well enjoy it. A task which I have embraced with eagerness and grace.
- Due to the fact that pooping is often a relief and a release of excess dead weight, pooping also feels awesome.
- Pooping is also a great place in which to read various literature that can range in writing skill from poor (bathroom graffiti) to excellent (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader).
- Pooping also involves toilet paper. If your toilet paper is 2-ply or greater it is effectively like giving yourself an ass massage. But its also a cleansing experience.

Fightgarr: writing about poo for those that like to shit.
OH yeah. I'm mature.

...oro?

 

[ThisNewGuy]

COD: WaW

Get rid of the fking tanks. And make the maps better, more interesting, more engaging, more strategic.

Little Big Planet

Better organization after sharing. Make the sackpeople more grounded so jumping is not moon walking.

 

[Shapsters]

But I like poo.
Here I shall discuss the various merits of pooping.
- Poo is a natural byproduct of animals living and digesting. Thus it is required to survive. As a result you are bound to poop so you may as well enjoy it. A task which I have embraced with eagerness and grace.
- Due to the fact that pooping is often a relief and a release of excess dead weight, pooping also feels awesome.
- Pooping is also a great place in which to read various literature that can range in writing skill from poor (bathroom graffiti) to excellent (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader).
- Pooping also involves toilet paper. If your toilet paper is 2-ply or greater it is effectively like giving yourself an ass massage. But its also a cleansing experience.

Fightgarr: writing about poo for those that like to shit.
OH yeah. I'm mature.

It also has awesome alternate names! Dookie, dump, BM, a big one etc.

Pooping is the shit

(see what I did there?)

 

[DeadlyYellow]

You know... I have yet to actually open a game case and find it is, in fact, dog excrement.

But I find this completely hilarious.

First off, drop the Darth Vader. I know he's awesome, but there is no more that can be done wirth him as a character, aside from a mini arc consisting of him killing Satan and taking over the Star Wars version of hell, but that'l never happen. It was just painfull to watch him, and it was painfull to play as him. I say move the story line into the far future or past, where there is an abbundance of Jedi and Sith to kick the Medichlorians out of. Next, instead of series of linear levels, make it an open world playgroud where you can do anything you want. All of the planets can be presented by a small section about the size of say, Alderny, with some spaceship minigames in between. Each planet could have little civilizations that you could interact with, or just send the all into orbit. Give us more mission types and vehicles. The force powers could be more refined with some mind tricks being added for additional depth. Give the game some morality, like KOTOR, with certain upgrades only available if you play in certain way. Multiple missions available at once, and different ways to accomplish each one with the choices you make affecting your moral standing. There is so much unexplored territory when you have a whole universe of content to play with, and it's just sad to see it get underused like this so expand a little. My final comment is to do some bug cleanup, cause I'm tired of falling to my death throug a sold rock surface.

And that is how to make it not POO.

See, this undermines your previous statement. Your idea of how to fix the Force Unleashed game is to... not make it the Force Unleashed?

For the most part, your description sounds an awful lot like The Old Republic mmo in development.

 

[Ossum]

Super Smash Brothers: Brawl

Do unto Brawl as you did unto Melee. In other words, don't simply add more characters and do little more than nerf the good moves while largely duplicating the attack types across more characters. Radically upgrade the play style and the feel of it. Provide online play that actually works without jitter, instead of the missed-button, altered-trajectory, glitched-item mess. Make new characters fight in totally different ways. Provide new gametypes that don't feel like the same old kick-everyone-else's-asses we had in Melee. Provide unlockables that don't require idiotic amounts of playtime to achieve. If you're going to have unlockable characters, /do not/ under any circumstances feature those characters in the advertisements; having to unlock them (after insane amounts of work) frustrates new players, ensures those characters won't be available on other people's consoles, and cheats veterans out of possible fun.

 

[TheBlobThing]

- Poo is a natural byproduct of animals living and digesting. Thus it is required to survive. As a result you are bound to poop so you may as well enjoy it. A task which I have embraced with eagerness and grace.

How do you poop gracefully?

 

[Remleiz]

- Poo is a natural byproduct of animals living and digesting. Thus it is required to survive. As a result you are bound to poop so you may as well enjoy it. A task which I have embraced with eagerness and grace.

How do you poop gracefully?

i asume by not clenching and going 'HRRNNNNNNNNNNNN!'

 

[EMO_of_LiGHT]

You know... I have yet to actually open a game case and find it is, in fact, dog excrement.

But I find this completely hilarious.

First off, drop the Darth Vader. I know he's awesome, but there is no more that can be done wirth him as a character, aside from a mini arc consisting of him killing Satan and taking over the Star Wars version of hell, but that'l never happen. It was just painfull to watch him, and it was painfull to play as him. I say move the story line into the far future or past, where there is an abbundance of Jedi and Sith to kick the Medichlorians out of. Next, instead of series of linear levels, make it an open world playgroud where you can do anything you want. All of the planets can be presented by a small section about the size of say, Alderny, with some spaceship minigames in between. Each planet could have little civilizations that you could interact with, or just send the all into orbit. Give us more mission types and vehicles. The force powers could be more refined with some mind tricks being added for additional depth. Give the game some morality, like KOTOR, with certain upgrades only available if you play in certain way. Multiple missions available at once, and different ways to accomplish each one with the choices you make affecting your moral standing. There is so much unexplored territory when you have a whole universe of content to play with, and it's just sad to see it get underused like this so expand a little. My final comment is to do some bug cleanup, cause I'm tired of falling to my death throug a sold rock surface.

And that is how to make it not POO.

See, this undermines your previous statement. Your idea of how to fix the Force Unleashed game is to... not make it the Force Unleashed?

For the most part, your description sounds an awful lot like The Old Republic mmo in development.

No, see, the main idea was to keep the insanely overpowered force magic, but instead of dropping you into a linear path, let you just cause as much havok as you want in an open envireoment and give the player more choice with regards to the narative.

 

[photog212]

CoDWaW

FIRE TREYARCH

Agreed! Why is it that every alternate CoD has to be made by these people? Spawning the stepchild of CoD that nobody likes.

I liked it, but I know I'm in the minority.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

No, see, the main idea was to keep the insanely overpowered force magic, but instead of dropping you into a linear path, let you just cause as much havoc as you want in an open environment and give the player more choice with regards to the narrative.

I dunno. I don't have a lot of faith in a Franchise game that wouldn't follow any particular story. Dicking around in games does make for fun times, but I would eventually like to accomplish something.

Hell, if they threw in realistic saber combat I would have been more happy about it.

 

[Brickcups]

CoDWaW

FIRE TREYARCH

Agreed! Why is it that every alternate CoD has to be made by these people? Spawning the stepchild of CoD that nobody likes.

I liked it, but I know I'm in the minority.

THIS. I never really got the hate behind this game. I'm guessing it was the whole WW2 theme?

And to stay on topic:

Left 4 Dead-

Yes you made a fun game, give us more levels to turn your "POO" into gold.

Starcraft 2 And DiabloIII-

Stop being such teases and come out already.