Make Love not War...kind of

[Manji187]

Page 1 of the Gaming Discussion and I see at least 3 different threads having the word hate (or a form of the word) in the title. That's a lot of hatin. So to relieve ourselves of this negative energy...let's try to have a laugh. Pick a game you hate (for whatever reason) and try to make it's negative points sound positive.

Example (Resident Evil 5): I absolutely love it when I stand still to take aim...cuz it gives me plenty of opportunity to gawk at the scenery like a Japanese tourist going "yu take pictcha yess?" while the locals rush at me to oblige in this request.

Well..maybe not that funny...but I'm sure you can do better.

Yes...the keyword is sarcasm. Just be careful..you don't wanna upset anyone now do ya?

 

[Mopbucket]

The Bioshock cd works wonderfully as a shiny coaster.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Ahh Midway is so slow paced, I love it I get to command an ship with the most simple interface ever and fire a gun every five minutes gives me a time to look at the... Beautifully rendered terrain...

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I just love the social system in GTA IV. It's just like having real friends!

 

[Radeonx]

I just love the social system in GTA IV. It's just like having real friends!

Yeah! Except fucking Roman and his obsession with bowling. I completely agree!

 

[Pandalisk]

Activision, holding onto our money so we dont have to, how thoughtful
shit game? damn now i have to put in thought.

Farcry, its just like africa!

 

[Pezzer]

I love how RPGs are actually centred around role-playing, instead of being cheap and just focusing on skills and stats.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I love Red Fraction's rocky barren landscape.

 

[Librarian Mike]

I love how the Metal Gear games don't distract you and make you use the controller when you're trying to watch the cutscenes.


Great thread!

 

[Avaholic03]

Without WoW, millions of people would be out looking for jobs, making it harder for everyone else to get one.

EDIT: Not to mention the traffic and longer lines...come to think of it, I might be a WoW supporter now.

 

[The Austin]

I just LOVE it when you get your legs blown off in Dues Ex, and then you get to crawl 10 miles back to the healing drone to get you legs glued back on!!!!
Crawling is fun!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I love Splinter Cellouble Agent, cause it's horrible sneaking... really makes it easier for me to get caught, so I can stop sneaking.

 

[ZeroMachine]

All that missing content and all those game-destroying glitches in KOTOR 2 are just hilarious.

 

[Librarian Mike]

What's that you say? EA is coming out with ANOTHER sports game just like last year's? AWESOME!!!

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Lovin those quick-time events makes you apreciate all the hard work that goes into cutscenes whe you`re forced to watch as if you miss the event you get to apreciate the whole cutscene again

 

[ZeroMachine]

All that missing content and all those game-destroying glitches in KOTOR 2 are just hilarious.

I know, and the ending was so superb, because it wasn't there at all.

(On a realistic note, it pisses me off... I just tried it for the first time a couple weeks back and although I could see the game had amazing potential, not to mention Kreia was awesome, but a glitch so bad that I had to stop playing occured. Dammit, Team Gizka, hurry the fuck up!)

 

[HT_Black]

I love how you can listen to the dialogue in Sonic Unleashed with the Japanese language options turned on and not melt your brain and lose your balls!

 

[ChanseyPwns]

I just love how Saints Row 2 lags so much that I'm able to admire the scene frame by frame ^^.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I love Fable 2's crazy diet tips, I only eat one piece of Celery a day, my doctor says if I eat meat I'll grow horns and become fat instantly.

 

[ChanseyPwns]

I love Fable 2's crazy diet tips, I only eat one piece of Celery a day, my doctor says if I eat meat I'll grow horns and become fat instantly.

I also love the fact that the townsfolk are insulting you one minute and then praising you the next!