Make up a better creature game

[Chronarch]

Basically someone invents a creature and the next poster makes a better one to defeat it and so on.

Example:
Me: A flying donkey
Next post: A walrus with a machine gun.
Next post: A cyborg shark.

Ok, so how about a fish with eye-lazers.

*Also I used the search bar and couldn't find something like this so I think this should be ok.*

 

[CounterAttack]

A monkey with Saxton Hale's chest hair.

 

[LeonLethality]

don't know how long this will last but, a kitten with a cannon on its back

 

[DJude]

a ninja-cat!

[sup]yep, just sittin here, rackin up the granny points...[/sup]

 

[Chronarch]

A narwhal with a lightsaber for a horn.

 

[LeonLethality]

a narwhal with TWO lightsabers for a horn (yeah...)

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

A unicorn with bear arms and the brain of Stephen Hawking.

 

[Chronarch]

A chinchilla that is perpetually on fire and won't die from the fire. Also it can spit out explosives.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

A sea cucumber that is capable of bending and shaping reality to its will, all while playing the ukelele and reciting Beowulf.

 

[Chronarch]

A baracuda that can shoot electricity and can reenact Hamlet... On ice.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

An echidna that can shoot walruses out of its nose and re-enact the entire first season of Star Trek...on ice. While on fire. And eating chips.

 

[Chronarch]

A platypus that breathes liquid nitrogen and can reenact star wars... Underwater while tap dancing.

 

[Spaghetti]

A goose that believes it is Chuck Norris which can fire flaming battle axes from under its wings while reading the complete works of Charles Dickens...in a volcano while juggling killer whales

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

A wombat that can do a perfect imitation of Orson Welles while piloting a starship and performing brain surgery.

 

[CounterAttack]

RossyB:
Saxton Hale beats Chuck Norris any day.

A rat with Saxton Hale's mustache and a .44 Magnum.

 

[Chronarch]

A kangaroo that can breathe fire, sounds like Solid Snake, wears a top hat and monocle, and can drive a flying train(are trains even possible without rails?) while giving Superman a hair cut.

 

[CounterAttack]

Baron von Ratsworth (Kingdom of Loathing) armed with the Huntsman.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

A velociraptor with cybernetic limbs sent to the future to subjugate all mammals.

 

[Chronarch]

Hmm, a psychic pterodactyl that can play the xylophone... With his feet.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

A T-rex who sings like Frank Sinatra and flies fighter jets on the weekends.