Make up a phat rhyme.

[ssgt splatter]

Ok, this came to me one day, completely out of the blue but I came up with this rhyme for MW2...(oh hey this rhymed too)
I just killed your whole team with the predator missile
you just got schooled so you're up for dismisal,
what are you going to do you just failed class
run cryin' home to mama cause I just kicked your ass!

Again, completely random but brilliant if I do say so myself.
So post your phat rhyme and show us all what you're made of.

[edit] It doesn't have to be related to a videogame just post any rhyme.

 

[Hazy]

Trekking through Pandora, looking so damn fly
mother fucking bandits frontin' so they'll have to die,
Got Roland in the back Crimson Lance he be reppin'
Bout' to drop all mother fuckers with the balls to be steppin.

Blastin' crazy bitches from the spot right up high,
it's that mad ass sniper, call him MORDE-FUCKIN-CAI,
With rifles for blastin, and birds to destroy,
that crazy bastard's about the mayhem, best remember it BOY.

Yeah, as you can tell, I'm a suburban white boy.
Rap isn't my forte.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Swimming through Rapture looking Ryan
fighting off big daddies with Little Sister's cryin
Seeing the big man only to have him say
A man chooses A slave obeys

Yeah it sucks but I'm not person of poetry set to drum beats

 

[ssgt splatter]

Trekking through Pandora, looking so damn fly
mother fucking bandits frontin' so they'll have to die,
Got Roland in the back Crimson Lance he be reppin'
Bout' to drop all mother fuckers with the balls to be steppin.

Blastin' crazy bitches from the spot right up high,
it's that mad ass sniper, call him MORDE-FUCKIN-CAI,
With rifles for blastin, and birds to destroy,
that dude is all about the mayhem, remember it BOY.

Yeah, as you can tell, I'm a suburban white boy.
Rap isn't my forte.

Hey, yours is twice as long as mine, I call that a good days work.

 

[Hazy]

Trekking through Pandora, looking so damn fly
mother fucking bandits frontin' so they'll have to die,
Got Roland in the back Crimson Lance he be reppin'
Bout' to drop all mother fuckers with the balls to be steppin.

Blastin' crazy bitches from the spot right up high,
it's that mad ass sniper, call him MORDE-FUCKIN-CAI,
With rifles for blastin, and birds to destroy,
that dude is all about the mayhem, remember it BOY.

Yeah, as you can tell, I'm a suburban white boy.
Rap isn't my forte.

Hey, yours is twice as long as mine, I call that a good days work.

I tried to come up with one for Brick, but it resulted in a flurry of dick-related jokes.
I'm not looking to get wrathed. XD

 

[Thegoodfriar]

Ok... Well this isn't completed yet.

We are the dynamic Duo
Placed above your crew
My lyrics are so light and airy
His beats so fine they?re scary

He?s like Dr. Wiley, year 20XX
I am a robot master
Puttin? the world in distress
There?s no Rhymin? hero
Got no maverick zero
I am goin? rogue,
Beat freak set free
Lyrical master from A to Z

Alphabetical Assassin beatin? brother?s betters
Exchange your change drivin? dreamers deranged
Hip-hop philosopher Absolutist in my view
Existential fantastic landscape that I drew

Watch as my rhymes destroy you mind
Mass extinction of MC?s of a different kind
Where I can see, all of you are blind
Let my lyrical miracles open your eyes

He?s like Dr. Wiley, year 20XX
I am a robot master
Puttin? the world in distress
There?s no Rhymin? hero
Got no maverick zero
I am goin? rogue,
Beat freak set free
Lyrical master from A to Z

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Just Cause 2

Better take a good look
At my grappling hook
Hang you from some terra cotta
Then beat you like a pinata

Sacred 2

200 levels to climb
100s of quests to grind
I've found the Sword of Sex
What the fuck? No respec?!

 

[Aerodyamic]

Trekking through Pandora, looking so damn fly
mother fucking bandits frontin' so they'll have to die,
Got Roland in the back Crimson Lance he be reppin'
Bout' to drop all mother fuckers with the balls to be steppin.

Blastin' crazy bitches from the spot right up high,
it's that mad ass sniper, call him MORDE-FUCKIN-CAI,
With rifles for blastin, and birds to destroy,
that crazy bastard's about the mayhem, best remember it BOY.

Yeah, as you can tell, I'm a suburban white boy.
Rap isn't my forte.

That ain't bad, though.

Give it a wiggle, give it a shake!
see how many inches that slut can take!

It's supposedly a rhyme that started on rigs doing exploration drilling for oil and gas, and refers to adding pipe to the drill, as the bit gets deeper into the earth.

 

[AlphaOmega]

Mass Effect 2:
ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
I KNOW THIS HURTS YOU

 

[1trakm1nd]

Any game where I'm sniping.

Hiding in the rafters
Head shot all my foes
If you hide behind a vehicle
I'll shoot you in the toes

just thought of another so edit:

If you can't figure this one out, just quit life.

Solving all these puzzles
Don't make a mistake
Gonna keep on going
Till I get that damn Cake

Toxic Water, machine guns
Burn a cube or two maybe
After this game I notice now
I think this computer hates me

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Dude? You want video game related phat rhymes?

You go to this guy! http://www.youtube.com/user/8bitduane

PC gamers: TF2 Xbox, here's a correction
It's good for a laugh, till ya lose yo connection

Oh fuck this.