Make up a ridiculous video game name.

[Barbas]

Conan the Librarian.

 

[Heroes and Cons]

Eat The Pigeon: The Championship: The Movie: The Foul Fowl Saga: The Game: Part 1

I'm also creating a spinoff where the world-class pigeon eating champion meets the world champion of goldfish-fin licking! Gonna be the surpise hit of the decade.

 

[Neuromancer]

Dirty Cop(4): Damnation. What the fuck!! How could they fuck an excellent franchise like this! I'm not even in this game! Gah!

You are confusing it with the reboot, dIrTy CoP: PrEtEnTiOuS PoLiTiCaL aLlEgOrY

 

[UltraDeth]

Dr Mortis and The Unholy Pootis
Dr Mortis and The Stockbroker's Golden Shit
Dr Mortis and The Sapphire Jarate

 

[Barbas]

The Secret of Funky Island.

 

[Brownie80]

EA Soul Depletion Simulator 2014 v 1.2

 

[UltraDeth]

Kinect Peeping Tom

 

[Brownie80]

A TSA Agent Just Molested Me At Airport Security

 

[UltraDeth]

Wine Tasting Simulator

 

[Barbas]

Throw Shit Off The Porch.

 

[UltraDeth]

LGBT Justice: The Right to be Fabulous

 

[Barbas]

It's Happening.

 

[UltraDeth]

The Sims: Slasher flick

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Pharmacy Hero

 

[Barbas]

Theme Organ Peddler.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Need for Speed: Oregon Trail Edition

 

[Barbas]

Anything Can Happen On Jupiter.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Lawn Watering Simulator

 

[UltraDeth]

9 Planets Collection

The Malice of Mercury
The Vanity of Venus
The Errant of Earth
The Judgement of Jupiter
The Machiavellianism of Mars
The Shysterism of Saturn
The Unscrupulous of Uranus
The Nepotism of Neptune
The Pomposity of Pluto

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Mario Plumming