Make Up a Video Game Enemy

[zombiejoe]

Once again, a simple idea: make up a video game boss/enemy.

My enemy name: The Wind

Basicly, it is a giant storm of wind made of the ghosts of the people who last died in it. The Wind would cover the entire map, and would be a threat to anyone in the outside world. The only way to be safe from this enemy would be to hide inside a building or create a glowing pathway which keeps The Wind away. But if you get to close to storm a male or female spirt will grab onto you. It would only be the upper half of the body, and would be made up of a dark cloud. You would need to fight your way out of the ghosts grip (most likely through button mashing), and the deeper you are in the wind, the number of ghosts pulling on you will increase. Eventually you would be pulled in and blown away.

(note: I have a feeling this may have been done before, so don't be all like "Hey &^&$%, that's been done before, blah fear my troll wrath!" just tell me)

 

[Lemon Of Life]

The Terrorist.

A man of Arab descent, covered in a headscarf and sporting an AK47 and an RPG. He hides behind walls for prolonged periods of time, and pokes his head out intermittently to spray you. He throws grenades 100m with deadly accuracy, and, if there is any doubt as to where he is, will yell loudly. He also looks identical to his 30 or so compatriots, and possesses no formal military training other than Advanced Grenade Throwing Class and Hiding Behind Walls 101.

 

[zombiejoe]

The Terrorist.

A man of Arab descent, covered in a headscarf and sporting an AK47 and an RPG. He hides behind walls for prolonged periods of time, and pokes his head out intermittently to spray you. He throws grenades 100m with deadly accuracy, and, if there is any doubt as to where he is, will yell loudly. He also looks identical to his 30 or so compatriots, and possesses no formal military training other than Advanced Grenade Throwing Class and Hiding Behind Walls 101.

I don't know if this is a joke or an insult to me.

 

[koops]

Cheeseburger Spiders

 

[spectrenihlus]

VERY LARGE UNFRIENDLY LOBSTER

He has a glowing undefended region on his underside that if hit can cause major trauma to said crustacean.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

The Terrorist.

A man of Arab descent, covered in a headscarf and sporting an AK47 and an RPG. He hides behind walls for prolonged periods of time, and pokes his head out intermittently to spray you. He throws grenades 100m with deadly accuracy, and, if there is any doubt as to where he is, will yell loudly. He also looks identical to his 30 or so compatriots, and possesses no formal military training other than Advanced Grenade Throwing Class and Hiding Behind Walls 101.

I don't know if this is a joke or an insult to me.

Go figure.

 

[zombiejoe]

VERY LARGE UNFRIENDLY LOBSTER

He has a glowing undefended region on his underside that if hit can cause major trauma to said crustacean.

wow, it sounds alot like- *magic fist of lols attacks to keep your secret safe*

OMG WTF *PUNCH*

 

[Ironic Pirate]

A large, carnivorous creature that looks like a cardboard box. Would be an enemy in Metal Gear Solid games.

 

[zombiejoe]

Toco- The sexually frustrated, yet well meaning Great White shark.

Sounds a bit like a triangular faced friend of mine, and a green jacket man looking for his wife. WHY YOU ASK!?!?!?!?
http://silenthill.wikia.com/wiki/James_Sunderland
http://silenthill.wikia.com/wiki/Pyramid_head
Well, maybe not the triangle guy.

Cheeseburger Spiders

win

 

[zombiejoe]

Giant Gatling Gonads.
Gatling guns in place where his youknowwutz should be.
Picture it. AND FEAR HIM

ha, why have gatling guns, when you could have ROCKET LAUNCHERS WITH PIT BULL PUPPIES TIED TO THEM!

 

[Sprizmo]

Neil Patrick Harris aka Boogie Bowser MD. No wait... I can do better...

How about all of the garbage on earth is gathered and fused together by and mysterious alien alteration spell, encodes it with a deadly artificial intelligence, thus creating one gigantic trash colossus! Think of the social commentary value!

 

[chozo_hybrid]

I'd need a setting to come up with something, after all, a villain is usually the product of his environment.

 

[zombiejoe]

I'd need a setting to come up with something, after all, a villain is usually the product of his environment.

ok, you can think of any example, but let's just say somthing like silent hill type monster.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

I'd need a setting to come up with something, after all, a villain is usually the product of his environment.

ok, you can think of any example, but let's just say somthing like silent hill type monster.

Okay.

It'd be a flesh car, so it'd have skin and faces stretched all over it, instead of wheels it'd have legs and try mow the player down, it makes scary revving sounds and the headlights are red, filled with blood and the car itself is full of corpses.

 

[LostTimeLady]

The cracks in the walls from this series of Doctor Who (joke, that would be daft, although if you got caught in one it would erase your game save... ooo, frustrating).

The luminesent paint thrower. (Or LPT's for short I guess)

A very simple enemy, they lie in wait during a level and just before you get up to a bit where your require super-sneeky stelth, they throw luminesent paint at you that has the potentual to light you up like a Christmas tree to all other nearby enemies.
The only way to kill a luminesent paint thrower is to flush them out into the open and get them shot by their own side because they too are bright luminesent (hense they feel the need to inflict their plight on others).

A good enemy for hard difficulty modes in stelth games.

 

[LewsTherin]

A rock, about the size of your fist. If you make contact with it, it becomes irreversibly attached. They travel in herds and hide in inconspicuous places like roads, walls, mountains, bottoms of wells, closets, beds, trucks of cars, gym bags, refrigerators, rooftops, holes in the ground, caves, under the bed, garbage cans, etc.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Fluffy

A cute fluffy ball thingy, that kills with its cuteness.

And it's knife.

Mostly the cuteness.

 

[Skorpyo]

I'd need a setting to come up with something, after all, a villain is usually the product of his environment.

ok, you can think of any example, but let's just say somthing like silent hill type monster.

Okay.

It'd be a flesh car, so it'd have skin and faces stretched all over it, instead of wheels it'd have legs and try mow the player down, it makes scary revving sounds and the headlights are red, filled with blood and the car itself is full of corpses.

Don't you fight those in Earthbound?

OT: A scorpion beetle. Around the size of a dog, six legs, and scorpion tail. It can curl into a ball for fast movement, climb any surface, move through 10" wide gaps (or larger) and tunnel into the dirt.

 

[Purplefood1]

The Wild West, perhaps?

What all of it?

Also my enemy would be live stickmen. They would be impossible to hit unless you hit them in the head and are very aggressive but fortunately are very bad fighters as they have no eyes and operate on smell and vibrations so you can just shoot from a very long way away.

 

[Cody211282]

The Camera, a device made by the dev team to make you think you have control of were you are looking, but in fact will try it's hardest to kill you by swinging away for no reason when you are in the middle of a fight or trying to sneak around. Has already appeared in such games as Ninja Gaiden 2 and Alpha Protocol.