Make up Achievements for Old Games

[shadyh8er]

(400 posts later and I finally make a thread).

Make up achievements for games that were released before trophies or achievements were conceived.

Resident Evil 4:

Put a Sock in it! - Prevent Ashley from getting captured 5 times.

Al CaPWNed - Kill 900 enemies with the Chicago Typewriter.

*Nosebleed* - Look up Ashley's skirt.

Stylin' & Profilin' - Complete the full "taunt" in the '20's gangster costume.

Say Cheese! - Kill 50 enemies with the PRL laser.

A Real Pro - Beat the game on Professional.

Good with Your Hands - Beat the game without missing a single QTE.

Lefty - Kill Salazar's right hand man.

Fourth Time's a Charm - Die three times in one chapter.

 

[Karlosdj86]

Silent Hill 2,

Don't worry, It's normal - Suffer a terror induced heart attack during play

Medieval 2: total war,

You have a lot of time on your hands - Finish the grand campaign with 1 country

Seriously, get out of the house!! - Finish the grand campaign with all contries

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

the most ultimate one
HL 1
MY CASSEROLE!-destroy they casserole in the microwave

 

[EHKOS]

I do this all the time, although now I can't think of anything.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Dragon's lair. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon%27s_Lair_%28Nintendo_Entertainment_System%29]
Seriously?! - get past the first screen.

 

[repeating integers]

Homeworld.

Yoink - Salvage 5 or more enemy ships in the same mission.
Beam Spam - Kill a Heavy Cruiser in under 10 seconds (Fans will know there are only two ways to do this, one of which involves lots and lots of beams).
Everybody lives - Save all 6 Cryo trays in the 3rd mission.
Scavenger - Salvage 50 or more enemy ships over the course of the campaign.
Patience - harvest every last scrap of resources in the 9th mission.

All I can think of at present.

 

[The Real Sandman]

[h4]Enter The Matrix[/h4]

"Sucks To Be You" - Begin playing the game

 

[Vigus92]

Metal gear solid


Going birdhunting - defeat vulcan raven using only your sniper-rifle

Superior genes - defeat liquid snake, while not losing more than 1/4 of your health

The hero always saves the girl - unlock the ending in wich Meryl lives

Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon - defeat grey fox without using weapons

 

[L4hlborg]

Civilization IV

I really hate this dude - Defeat Montezuma
Wait, did you just attack me for giving a horse to the persians? - Defeat Montezuma twice
Starting to ejoy this - Defeat Montezuma 5 times
No, I will not give you my uranium for your bananas, asshole - Defeat Montezuma 10 times
Doesn't he ever learn? - Defeat Montezuma 25 times
Get your aztec ass off of my lawn if you aren't gonna mow it - Defeat Montezuma 100 times
Your ugly aztec head sure does look good at the end of a pole - Defeat Montezuma 500 times
Never gets old - Defeat Montezuma 1000 times