Make Up An Unique Super Power

[Chiefmon]

Make up a truly unique and original superpower that you would want to have.

You can't say "the power to control electricity" - Hei, Ginji, Countless other anime characters

You CAN say "the power to fire beams of spaghetti from my hands" - Original

If you spot someone who put down a bad power, quote them and point out where it has been done before. Preferably in all CAPS.

Mine: The ability to fire beams of spaghetti from my hands

 

[AkJay]

The power to have instant diarrhea whenever I wanted, but at the snap of my fingers, to be able to clean it up completely, as if it never happened.

 

[SnipErlite]

As Russell Howard said : The power to make anyone orgasm with a single touch

(I realise not original since he said it, but it would still be jokes)

 

[Nargleblarg]

Being able to control legions of sick cats to do my bidding.....mwuhahaha

 

[Mordwyl]

The power to shoot Heifer Farms Brand fruit-at-the-bottom all-natural-style yogurt from my armpits!

If not that, the power to shapeshift into women's lingerie.

 

[Warrior Irme]

I want to be able to shape-shift into a kitten that can fly. Women love kittens.

 

[Irridium]

To be able to always remember where I put the god damn TV remote.

 

[kalakashi]

I would be able to make people sneeze whenever I wanted, and as powerfully as I wanted, with as much snot as I wanted.

If you sit and think about it, you'll be surprised at just how powerful this could make you.

 

[Uber Evil]

The power to shoot Heifer Farms Brand fruit-at-the-bottom all-natural-style yogurt from my armpits!

If not that, the power to shapeshift into women's lingerie.

Too bad that show was canceled.
OT: The power make everyone around me have roid rage.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

The power to 'castle'. It's a Chess term, look it up. Essentially I'm the King and any random low intelligence waster is the Rook. I get myself into all the bad situations I want and then *zip*, away I go!

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

The power to shoot nerf out of my fingers.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

My power would be to, at the snap of my finger (pretend that I can snap my fingers) warp Stephan Fry to my location and have him say something that will make people gaze in awe at me and my power.

 

[AloriD]

Smell-o-vision.

 

[StarCecil]

The power to see Jessica Biel naked when I close my eyes.

 

[TheStickman]

The power to grow blades of paper out of my hands.

Oh, the paper cuts...

 

[nomadic_chad]

the power to entrance/attract people with my flatulence.

i can envision a pied piper sort of situation that would be hilarious.

 

[BGH122]

The power to have instant diarrhea whenever I wanted, but at the snap of my fingers, to be able to clean it up completely, as if it never happened.

HAHA! That is so fucking awesome. I can just imagine people looking at you like "Ew... Dude, your pants?!" and you just clicking your fingers and mindfucking them.

My Power: The power to change the size of other people's genitals;

"Oh hey Ben, how's life?" asked Josh.
"Life's okay, but what's even better is this!" I exclaim as Josh's trouser snake elongated to uncomfortable proportions, splitting his trouser leg and slapping onto the floor like an engorged leech.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

the ability to do a PERFECT impression of ANYBODY, so pretty much you sound exactly like the person you are doing an impression of

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

The power to 'castle'. It's a Chess term, look it up. Essentially I'm the King and any random low intelligence waster is the Rook. I get myself into all the bad situations I want and then *zip*, away I go!

Ah, but neither you or the rook can move from your starting positions or else your power is nullified.

 

[VanQ]

The power to shoot Heifer Farms Brand fruit-at-the-bottom all-natural-style yogurt from my armpits!

If not that, the power to shapeshift into women's lingerie.

Grim Adventures quote!!! Billy FTW!

OT: I want the power to alter the very fabric of reality at will. I could have any power I want and the world would become any world I wanted it to be with just a thought.