Make up the most awesome weapon ever

[MajWound]

My brother's friend already made it in the Borderlands editor. It's a shotgun that has no spread at all, so it fires all the shot in a single-file line. You can snipe people with it.

 

[gigastrike]

It is simply known as The Doctor. It's like a minigun, except it has 200,000 barrels, each of which is 12 feet in diameter. Each barrel fires a small concentrated burst of hypothetical energy, which transforms into physical being as anything in the known universe once it reaches it's target. Sometimes it's bullets. Sometimes it's an animal. Sometimes it's an ancient god wielding a magic sword. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. However, whatever the projectile becomes, it is always on fire. Each barrel fires at approx. 500 trillion bursts per second, and it never runs out of ammo. It contains within it several black holes, some antimatter, some regular matter, some dark matter, some neutral matter, about half of the time vortex, thousands of small parallel universes, and a small capsule of Satan's blood. Every time it fires, somewhere in the universe, a star explodes and a criminal realizes the error of his ways. It also exists exactly one second in the future, so it knows what you're going to do before you do.

I could keep going, but I'm getting bored with this.

I was gonna say somethnig, but it seems the thread is already over.

 

[Shakomaru]

Laser Cats!

Spoiler: Flamethrower Lion!

 

[A Shadows Age]

A minigun flamethrower.

 

[Ordinaryundone]

Its just a sword, but Drakengard has a sword called "Slaughterism"

If that isn't the most METAL weapon name ever conceived then I don't know what is.

 

[Elvis Starburst]

A handgun that fires beams the size of Kamehamehas. And the end of the gun looks a shoop da whoop.

 

[Hectix777]

A bullet that shoots guns.

than what is the bullet fired from?

 

[iseeyouthere]

Something like the Stakegun from Painkiller.

A nailgun that shoots foot long nails and pins enemies to objects, the enviroment or other enemies.
The Nailer.

 

[Zergadooful]

One that shoots whatever crap you have lying around at incredibly high velocity! Oh wait, the Rock-it launcher already does that. AWWWW YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH

 

[Stammer]

This one RPG I played let players go absolutely nuts with designing their character, and let people create their own weapon, however you wanted it.

So, the weapon I made was a bazooka that fired a spiked cannon ball with a chain. When the ball struck its target, the weapon sent an electrical charge down the chain which both shocked the target and caused the ball to detonate, throwing its spikes in all directions.

I called it "The Angry Stepmother", and it had the name "Eunice" written on its side.

 

[r0kle0nZ]

A Gun that shoots Lightning and Shurikens.

Other than that, A gun that shoots money and fudge. I'd be shooting at my bank account for ever.
Then maybe, A rocket launcher that shoots two spiked balls hooked by a chain on fire, with uh... poison, and tigers. Yeah, tigers that sounds about right. Tigers.

 

[kingcom]

What do you mean make up? It already exists:

 

[r0kle0nZ]

Hm...

A gun that shoots Shirukens, Lighting, has tits on it, is on fire, AND is made of tigers!

Greatest weapon of all time.

-Chillz

You just totally Ninja'd my whole thing, except I left out the tits. Damn, well played sir. Well Played

 

[Servallier]

Or, a badger launcher. It launches badgers.

I see your badger launcher and raise you one HONEY badger launcher

also, mine is less a gun, and more a bullet... the bullet tip is made of francium covered in a very thin veil of blood-soluble plastic. Hits like a normal bullet... then blows you up from the inside 8D

 

[Galaxy Roll]

A revolver whose barrel is actually a wormhole that leads to the ammunition would be great. It would have six settings by rotating the barrel. The first setting shoots boring old bullets. Also known as "the boring setting".

The second setting fires homing tracer rounds a la macross missile massacre.

The third setting fires heaven-piercing drills. Holding the trigger would cause the drill to stay attached to the gun, spinning, for stabbing and slicing purposes.

The fourth setting launches a massive shell. The shell opens up and shoots a whole flurry of bullets out. There are four kinds of bullets in the mix: one bursts into a massive burst of fire, one unleashes lightning on impact, and one just plain explodes. The fourth kind of bullet is rubber and squeaks when it hits things to humiliate the people on the receiving end of the gun. The last thing you heard before dying horribly via fire, lightning, bullets, and explosions? Squeaking. Squeaking everywhere.

The fifth turns it into a giant humanoid robot that consists of nothing but cannons that fire nothing but the shells from the fourth setting. Also it has regenerating rocket fists that have a habit of grabbing people and smashing them into the sun.

The sixth setting shoots lions loaded up with liquid awesome.

Or something to that effect.

 

[OdyCay]

I wouldnt have a gun, a rocket launcher, a rpg, a sniper, an aussualt rifle, a sword or any weapon as i would have CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!

...or a robot vampire with nija skills from the moon riding a pirate velociraptor!

 

[charlest92]

A pop culture reference that kills people that keep referencing it.

No sir your power level is not over 9000.And unfortunatly I just died.

A sextuple-barrelled shotgun that fires other shotguns from each barrel that then turn into giant dragons with miniguns that fire grenades in their mouths with six arms. Two of the arms are holding katanas (because katanas are just better), two are holding chainsaws and on three of the dragons they're playing musical instruments - electric guitar on rhythm, drums and bass guitar, with a fourth dragon singing lead. The two other dragons then turn into a giant stage complete with lighting and several thousand amplifiers.

You find yourself on top of this stage wielding the most badass guitar ever to exist. You don't know how to play it, but you know for sure that that one guitar feels good in your hands. It doesn't take long to understand that that one guitar, slung way down low, is a one way ticket, just one way to go. You then play the single most incredible rock guitar solo ever to exist while your enemies just look on in awe at the incredible event unfolding before their eyes.

Then everything fades out, but you don't stop playing. You're standing on top of a galaxy and all the other galaxies in the universe are spinning around you and flashing wildly, creating the most incredible light show ever to be seen by anything, ever. Then all the galaxies rush towards you as you finish the solo, and they all explode outwards again. It's as though you're experiencing the big bang.

You find yourself standing where you were before it all happened. The guys who you attacked are lying dead with their heads exploded into tiny chunks. You reach down for the guitar, but it's turned back into the shotgun. Adjusting it so it's slung over your shoulder, you walk off into the sunset, and your genitals are now four inches larger than they were before.

Well played my friend that is truly an epic weapon.


And now for my own attempt and a half. The greatest and most destructive and unavoidable weapon in the existance (except in some Arab nations) is an irate wife. Now to be serious.
The fully active brain. And don't laugh I'm serious, it has the capability to turn anything in existance into a weapon has the ability to transform/mute/morgify/shapeshift any thing in existence into anything. so what was once a horde of angry protesters of your now complete dominance of the female gender of your species is now more sexy females of that species that you have dominance over.
^^Victory goes to that guy.
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[skywolfblue]

A shotgun that shoots flaming lemons.