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Mr. Omega

ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE!
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InFamous:
UNLIMITED POWAH! (Icon: Cole with a hood that makes him look like Emperor Palpatine)
Use Arc Lightning on a person for 20 seconds.

MW2:
Back to the Meat Grinder (Icon: meat coming out of a meat grinder)
Die in the same spot, being killed by the same person 3 times.

Welcome to the Meat Grinder (Icon: Guy operating meat grinder)
Same as before, but you are the one doing the killing

Get to tha choppa! (Icon: Propeller)
Call in a Chopper Gunner, Pavelow and Attack Chopper in the same match.

TF2:
Sore Loser (skull with a helmet)
As a Demoman, Taunt a dead Soldier who had the Gunboats equiped

Sore Winner (Icon: Skull with an eyepatch)
As a Soldier with the Gunboats equiped, taunt a dead Demoman

...Really? (Icon: Axe about to hit back of outline of Spy)
As a Pyro, hit a cloaked Spy with your axe

WTF BOOM! (Icon: Mushroom cloud)
As a Heavy, survive being hit by a grenade, sticky, and rocket in the same life

Edit: HERE'S MORE!

Megaman 2:
What are you, stupid? (Icon: Megaman with a dunce cap)
Defeat Metalman last

I F***ing Love This Song... (Icon: Megaman smiling with music notes around him)
In Wily Fortress Stage 1, hold still for a minute.

More TF2:
Ooooh, so close... (Icon: Equalizer with almost empty health meter)
Kill a person with the Equalizer with only 1 HP.

Gotcha, *****! (Icon: Spy backstabbing person with speech bubble near them)
As a spy, kill an enemy who used the "SPY!" voice command

Red Dead Redemption:
Grand Theft Steed (Icon: Horse on cliff, person on horse, guy falling off cliff)
A player dies as a result of throwing them off their horse.

GTS, Mothaf***ah! (Icon: Guy jumping away from horse)
Trample a player to death with his own horse

...I meant to do that... (Icon: Guy on side of wall, three people on other side dead)
By throwing dynamite over a wall, kill 3 people.

OHMYGODIMONFIRE (Icon: Guy on fire)
Kill yourself with your own Fire Bottle.
 

Wrists

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You know you don't get respawns.... 150G

Fall off a cliff

...Just checking. 200G

Land on a trampoline after falling off a cliff, and survive.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Cheesus333 said:
Redlin5 said:
My achievement would be thus:

Ate a Hot Dog without spilling mustard on yourself (20000 points)
[sub][sub][sub]You miracle man, you...[/sub][/sub][/sub]
I'll have 20,000 G then please - I eat my hot dogs dry :D
Sorry, doesn't work that way. It only applies to those who play on hard mode. You know, with ridiculous amounts of condiments.
 

Chappy

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From my personal experience on Reach so far, probably something that rewards not quitting games even if you are losing, like completing 50 games without leaving any in between.

Every game so far one person has quit, so I'm biased but I think there needs to be more in a game to reward playing until the end or punish people who quit early more than a bad review and 15 minute (standard one game lengh) ban.
 

SelectivelyEvil13

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Faux Pay:
Tried to use Gamerscore as Microsoft points to buy something on the Xbox Live Marketplace.

[sub]Microsoft: lolololololololol. Fail![/sub]
 

kwagamon

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I am Omega said:
WTF BOOM! (Icon: Mushroom cloud)
As a Heavy, survive being hit by a grenade, sticky, and rocket in the same life
It's totally impossible to survive being hit by a grenade. It does 500 damage, and a Heavy who's buffed to maximum and has eaten a Dalokhos Bar has 500 health. Unless you mean the Demo's pipes. Those you can certainly survive.

OT: "We Wanted to Make You Feel Good About Yourself" Achievement. (Any game ever, lowest possible point denomination. Symbol: Smiley face)
Load up the game for the first time.

"Czar of Pain" Achievement (Team Fortress 2, no points because its on PC and the XBox one can't update. Symbol: A Heavy with more holes in him than Swiss Cheese)
Take damage from every possible source in the game as a Heavy over the course of your career (including kill-taunts).
^This would take a looooooooong time.

"Impolite Patient" Achievement (TF2, no points. Symbol: A really annoyed Medic)
As a Medic, have your heal target taunt while your Ubercharge is making them invulnerable.

"Total War" Achievement (TF2, no points. Symbol: A bunch of dead bodies)
As a Soldier, kill every class 100 times over the course of your career, and Demomen 300 times.

I play TF2 a lot, so that's all I could think of for achieves.
 

Orcus The Ultimate

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Try these:
[http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php]

[http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php]

[http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php]

i had fun with that program... lol
 

CopperBoom

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"I Googled"
Use google [dot] com

The icon:
[http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lweymjmz4GY/So-gmBZP4FI/AAAAAAAAIvg/VZnfazPtmH0/s200/confessions-of-a-shopaholic.jpg]
 

TehIrishSoap

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ALPHA!
Go 10 Minutes Without Killing Anyone In GTA 4.
Game Changer
Save Jason In Heavy Rain.
GAME OVER YEEEEEEEEEEAH
Find The Locked Door In The New Metriod.
 

Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
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I Think This Goes Here...
Put a forum game in a section other than forum games.

Just that Dick Again
Tell someone else they posted in the wrong forum.

Incendiary Exponent
Start a flame war.

Magic Eraser
Furiously edit your posts in an argument to hide the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about...three days after the argument ended.

It's A Hard Life
Beat Life on Hard mode.
 

Nannernade

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Early Termination
Stick a Semtex to an enemy but shoot and kill them before the Semtex detonates 20G

Icon would be an explosion within the no symbol (Circle with a line through it)
 

Folio

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You're funny! LOL!
Get five replies on a joke.

So much talent to go around
Unlock your hidden talent.

Just a scribble, here
Get an autograph from a famous person.

Encore!
Perform on stage without making a miss.

Japan's ways of seduction
As a man, keep eyecontact with a naked woman for 15 minutes.

The PUNishment
Don't give a reaction to a pun.

WOOHOOHOO!
As a Scout in TF2, perform the triple jump with the Force o' Nature.

Ere's little somethin'
In Dawn of War 2 Last Stand, throw 10.000 mines with the Ork Mekboy.
 

Blemontea

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Shit Computer: Get a nex gen computer that can barely play pong without crapping out. 1G or trophy

Guy right behind you: Be sneaky, be secret, and stay in the shadows, you may be 6' 4' but they wont notice you at all.

(sigh)Humans...: Start saying "stupid humans" or "Humans are strange creatures" around friends and family

Coke Addict: REAL MEN DRINK COKE!

I(never)Kissed a girl: your turning seventeen in two days and never kissed a girl...

PROCRASTINATORS UNITE...tomorrow: you have goals you have dreams you just take time getting to them.

Transition Generation: You were born in a strange generation, were two generations are at war over whats right and whats wrong.

Thats all I got: You ran out of ideas for Life type achievements and are going to hit post hopping someone is going to laugh at these...
 

blackflare

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YOUR CRAZY FOOL

1000g: jump out of a moving car.

BY THE POWER VOLVIC

10g: drink 100 litres of volvic in 3 days and try and lift a car with your imaginary strenght.

EMPTY YA BOWELS

50g: GO free young meowth
 

Broady Brio

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Jun 28, 2009
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Change? (Picture of Chester A Bum.)

Make that change to someone's life... By making their life a living hell.
 

Cheesus333

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Redlin5 said:
Cheesus333 said:
Redlin5 said:
My achievement would be thus:

Ate a Hot Dog without spilling mustard on yourself (20000 points)
[sub][sub][sub]You miracle man, you...[/sub][/sub][/sub]
I'll have 20,000 G then please - I eat my hot dogs dry :D
Sorry, doesn't work that way. It only applies to those who play on hard mode. You know, with ridiculous amounts of condiments.
Dayum. Incidentally, I just ate 8 hot dogs :D