the title says it all, type out your life now, or in the past, and say the most confusing time, where everything you say runs together, and seems wierd, and almost like a soap opera. ill start, also, dont worry about punctuation too much.
one of my friends asked me out, the ten days later broke up with me, saying she was going bisexual, which she then proceeded to ask out friend A and his current girlfriend at the same time. now while all this shit is happening friend B decides he'll take action and profess his love for the girlfriend, who slaps both B, and my ex, while my A is sitting there slack jawed drooling, doing the hokey pokey, trying to add some comedic relief to this situation.
im sitting far back, on the other side of the room, watching as the other class kids sit silently watching all this unfold. eventually all that hell break loose, and someone throws a pea at my Ex, who throws it back at him, then someone throws their lunch at another kid, and now it evolves into a food fight in the middle of the class, and i'm sitting there thinking "what the fuck?" as a bowl of gravy flies past my head, and kids are screaming, and getting pelted in food. and im still sitting there, "like what the fuck? i thought we were going to civil eighth graders today, not cromagnons!" i say, so everyone starts aiming at me.
Go, go go, go, go, go.
one of my friends asked me out, the ten days later broke up with me, saying she was going bisexual, which she then proceeded to ask out friend A and his current girlfriend at the same time. now while all this shit is happening friend B decides he'll take action and profess his love for the girlfriend, who slaps both B, and my ex, while my A is sitting there slack jawed drooling, doing the hokey pokey, trying to add some comedic relief to this situation.
im sitting far back, on the other side of the room, watching as the other class kids sit silently watching all this unfold. eventually all that hell break loose, and someone throws a pea at my Ex, who throws it back at him, then someone throws their lunch at another kid, and now it evolves into a food fight in the middle of the class, and i'm sitting there thinking "what the fuck?" as a bowl of gravy flies past my head, and kids are screaming, and getting pelted in food. and im still sitting there, "like what the fuck? i thought we were going to civil eighth graders today, not cromagnons!" i say, so everyone starts aiming at me.
Go, go go, go, go, go.