Make Your Own God

[AkJay]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Yay for self-conceited-ness!

 

[Mockingjay]

My god would be an entity which everyone knows doesn't exist, but gives people hope and a reason to live (or something to live to) anyway.

 

[Redingold]

Mad Hamish. The God of Stuff. Cookie if you get it.

 

[Redingold]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Are there any benefits to joining the Church of Max?

As a matter of fact, there are!

Allow me to list a few off the top of my head:

-I won't kill you or your family when I decide to take over the galaxy.
-If anyone harms you, I will personally strike them down (with SuperAIDS. They die in a matter of hours, but the pain is akin to having your genitals set alight with hellfire.)
-Free cookies every Saturday.
-Free kittens every Friday (Ula is in charge of kittens. She is the Minister of Kittenly Duties.)
-You may not have to suffer the Nothingness After Death. It depends entirely upon how much favor you have curried with me.

However, there are some restrictions:

-Must be Chaotic.
-Must lean more towards Evil than Good.
-Must not commit any Sins (as dictated by MaxTheReaper.)
-Must obey all commands from MaxTheReaper.

The Sins are as follows:

-Rape.
-Being bothersome to me.


And that's it for now.
More when I have had time to talk to my second in command, a bottle of vodka.

That's me convinced. The God of Stuff has nothing on you.

 

[James Cassidy]

My god is not a god at all but rather an emotion.

Some call her cupid....some even celebrate a holiday of her every February, but not many believe in her true existence because they gave her a chance to even let her good feelings touch them.

Instead, they rather side with her cruel and evil deity sister who believes in nothing, but satisfying their own desires of food, drink, coin, and pleasures of the flesh.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

-Snip-

I am a zombie penguin, you have no control over me, and as we all know, penguins are gods destined to live on earth. So, worship me or pay the price.

Also, stop ruining my idea!

 

[James Cassidy]

-Must lean more towards Evil than Good.

Does being an Anti-hero count?

 

[Lexodus]

My god would be an entity which everyone knows doesn't exist, but gives people hope and a reason to live (or something to live to) anyway.

You got ninja'd by the Christians. A looooooonnnnnng time ago.

 

[Lexodus]

-Snip-

I am a zombie penguin, you have no control over me, and as we all know, penguins are gods destined to live on earth. So, worship me or pay the price.

Also, stop ruining my idea!

You don't want to get in to this with Max. You should learn to fear Him and His derailing ways.

 

[A random person]

My god is Cthulhu, for he shall devour the world when the stars are right. [http://rubbersuitstudios.com/ptcct.htm]

 

[Mockingjay]

My god would be an entity which everyone knows doesn't exist, but gives people hope and a reason to live (or something to live to) anyway.

You got ninja'd by the Christians. A looooooonnnnnng time ago.

Yeah that was the point.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

-Snip-

I am a zombie penguin, you have no control over me, and as we all know, penguins are gods destined to live on earth. So, worship me or pay the price.

Also, stop ruining my idea!

You don't want to get in to this with Max. You should learn to fear Him and His derailing ways.

I was derailing threads since the dawn of time, although, Max at times admittedly does sometimes scare me a little bit...

 

[Lexodus]

My god would be an entity which everyone knows doesn't exist, but gives people hope and a reason to live (or something to live to) anyway.

You got ninja'd by the Christians. A looooooonnnnnng time ago.

Yeah that was the point.

And that was my point. I astounded you with my seemingly infinite powers of Stating the Obvious, even though I knew what you'd think after you saw my post and that everyone else would understand your post as well, thus rendering mine completely pointless.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Thats good, because I was gonna say you were the best god.

 

[Mockingjay]

My god would be an entity which everyone knows doesn't exist, but gives people hope and a reason to live (or something to live to) anyway.

You got ninja'd by the Christians. A looooooonnnnnng time ago.

Yeah that was the point.

And that was my point. I astounded you with my seemingly infinite powers of Stating the Obvious, even though I knew what you'd think after you saw my post and that everyone else would understand your post as well, thus rendering mine completely pointless.

Oh okay xD ah well.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

I name my god Asshole, and he is the god of making girls not like me.

 

[Rascarin]

I name my god Asshole, and he is the god of making girls not like me.

Are you sure thats not just... you know, you?

I kid, I kid.

 

[pirateninj4]

The God of Sad Toast, for the saddest toast shall inherit the kitchen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFexG232Tx4

Win.

 

[SharPhoe]

Yeah, but you're gay.
And we here at the Church of Undying Chaotic Deaths accept gay people so much that we're willing to overlook a few alignment problems.

Because we're the best church, bitches.

You don't say? Well then, sign me up!

 

[James Cassidy]

Nnn....yes.
As long as you punch people in the face fairly often.

*punches you in the face*

Can I join now?

Btw, that punch in the face will cost you $5,000.