Make Your Own God

[Lyri]

I prefer to love Myself, Knives, Blood, and Salmon.

Next time you post in a thread about women, I will kindly remind you of your love for Salmon.
/Bothersome.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Oh. Well, to me, being American means loving God, Guns, and Guts, and Pork Rinds. That's why I'm not American, I'm Jewish.

Interestingly enough, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_pie clearly states that Apple Pie was not created in America.

I don't believe in god, guns are loud, blood is better, and pork rinds are an awful invention.

I prefer to love Myself, Knives, Blood, and Salmon.

And the Escapist. That should be under salmon, though. They're both pink, edible, and swim upstream in the winter.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

And the Escapist. That should be under salmon, though. They're both pink, edible, and swim upstream in the winter.

Yes. I can see how you might get the two mixed up.

I prefer to love Myself, Knives, Blood, and Salmon.

Next time you post in a thread about women, I will kindly remind you of your love for Salmon.
/Bothersome.

I...uh...okay?

Yeah, same with Sheep and Charizard. They both have flaming tails and are orange. But babies and watermelons are easy to tell apart. One's fun to eat and hit with sledgehammers, and the other one's a watermelon!

OT: I'd make a God of Quality Forum Posts. He'd be feared.

 

[Pezzer]

Mine has a bigger beard than yours. *Gloat*

 

[USSR]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

..How did I know you were going to be the first post <.<

 

[USSR]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

..How did I know you were going to be the first post <.<

Omniscience? (Mine, not yours.)

Possibly =/

 

[soaringbiscuit]

But babies and watermelons are easy to tell apart. One's fun to eat and hit with sledgehammers, and the other one's a watermelon!

Best post ever.

Of course you're going to hell for it.
It was totally worth it, though.

Indeed ^.^ but on the other hand Max, I've been "sent to Hell" for stuff so many times that next time they call I'm going to ask for the Premium Membership card.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Indeed ^.^ but on the other hand Max, I've been "sent to Hell" for stuff so many times that next time they call I'm going to ask for the Premium Membership card.

We're still handing those out?

...I should probably fix that.

No! Satan PROMISED I'd get my platinum card!

 

[Animated Rope]

I think it's a bit sad that there are amazing planets and stars to visit in the universe, but the majority of them no one will actually see. So I made up Stuff to fill up the void a bit.

Stuff is a god(ess) that represents perception. She have the ability to perceive all matter and movement, and show us humans that we are, in a sense, blind. She knows the location of every object and every molecule, simply because someone has to. (But she is not omniscient) Praying to Stuff can yield great knowledge and insight on the surroundings, but the search for wisdom is best taken elsewhere.

Blasphemous mode off.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

I so fucking saw that coming.

Don't need to make one, already got one.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

No! Satan PROMISED I'd get my platinum card!

The fuck is he doing, acting like he has that kind of power?

I'll fix him later.

That's right! Teach him a lesson, the conning devil! Or...yeah. That makes perfect sense.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

I so fucking saw that coming.

Don't need to make one, already got one.

Congratulations!
You have successfully demonstrated the capacity for basic learning and knowledge retention!

Is...is it me?

I'm so proud of myself... I'm finally more than an American, I'm an average American.
*ba dum tish*

 

[SplicedUp068]

we dónt need any more gods, we have the greek pantheon and Chuck Norris.

dude you might be onto something here.

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

Yahtzee is my god

you have to pay to a member of my cult!

 

[Ashbax]

My god is Zog, the god of GREAT IDEAS YOU DONT WRITE DOWN AND NEVER REMEMBER AGAIN NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. He thinks apples are funny, as they are usually green but some silly apples are red. He can also shoot electricity from his ass.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Why would I bother with that?

I'm already here.

Damn it.

ninja'd

Damn it, double ninja'd!!!

Fuck!!! Triple ninja'd!!!!
I just can't compete with this!

 

[Ashbax]

we dónt need any more gods, we have the greek pantheon and Chuck Norris.

dude you might be onto something here.

You forgot the most important one of all

Vin Diesel.

 

[FrndlyMisanthrpe]

The god of self-denial. He doesn't believe he exists.
Us atheists and him get along great

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

My god is named Gary he is Jesus's room mate. Will they make the rent who knows?

 

[Animated Rope]

I remember reading "Going Postal" (Terry Pratchet). The book mentioned a goddess representing things that get stuck in drawers.

EDIT:
aha, here we go. My favourite deity by far. ^_^
http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Anoia