Make your own Konami Facts.com

[sageoftruth]

No, not actual facts. Think of this as something like ChuckNorrisFacts.com.

I'll start us off.

Konami started off as a lemonade business, but they abandoned it because the lemons weren't screaming loud enough.

People say Konami doesn't listen to its customers, but that is a lie. Konami loves listening to its customers, or at least their cries of indignation.

 

[Barbas]

According to a recent interview with a high-level Konami executive, people like Hideo Kojima are the lifeblood of the company. Which is technically true, because it's been sucking the vital essence out of them like the unholy spawn of Lord Balthazar and Jabba the Hutt for the duration of their indentured servitude.