Make your own Rorshach monologue!

[A Weary Exile]

I've been feeling very Watchmen-ish lately and I had to make this post. Make a short monologue in the style of Rorshach, a dark and depressing speech on any subject.

For example:

Today's music scene is a bland, tasteless wasteland of monotany and mediocrity; songs today are like eating a handful of puss and tobasco sauce. No longer does any relevant musical talent factor into the popularity of an artist, they merely whore themselves out to the masses so they can get their greasy, grubby hands on the next wad of cash that will buy them their next drug fix.

Not that good, but you get the idea. Your turn!

 

[Altorin]

Saw a thread today. opened it. it was horrible. sad human being, hiding in a shadow of greatness. Had to spit. Tasted of tin. Possible homosexual. Must investigate further. A dog howled outside, miserable owner beats it. Deserves worse then death. Less then human.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Saw a thread today. opened it. it was horrible. sad human being, hiding in a shadow of greatness. Had to spit. Tasted of tin. Possible homosexual. Must investigate further. A dog howled outside, miserable owner beats it. Deserves worse then death. Less then human.

Hmmm...I can't tell if that's supposed to be an insult. Awesome nontheless.

 

[Altorin]

Saw a thread today. opened it. it was horrible. sad human being, hiding in a shadow of greatness. Had to spit. Tasted of tin. Possible homosexual. Must investigate further. A dog howled outside, miserable owner beats it. Deserves worse then death. Less then human.

Hmmm...I can't tell if that's supposed to be an insult. Awesome nontheless.

thinly veiled insult, but it wasn't really meant with any true malice.. just felt like being a jerk

 

[DrunkWithPower]

I can't. It would simply be Rorshach word singing (see captain kirk sings rocketman) I jizzed in my pants.

Edit: GONZO!!!

 

[Ultrajoe]

I wrote one for a thread lock once. Fun times.

 

[SharPhoe]

I wrote one for a thread lock once. Fun times.

Hey, I remember seeing that one; great job with that, by the way.

 

[zombflux]

Man on forum spelled name wrong today. Get feeling never read Watchmen, depiction of soliloquy askew.

Don't wish to interfere with running of thread but should perhaps give up before--!

 

[Dorian6]

grumblegrumblegrumble..Whores...grumblegrumblegrumble...Filth...grumblegrumblegrumble...Child Pornography...grumblegrumble...Poor Box Office numbers

 

[Altorin]

grumblegrumblegrumble..Whores...grumblegrumblegrumble...Filth...grumblegrumblegrumble...Child Pornography...grumblegrumble...Poor Box Office numbers

lol, that reminds me of family guy's Emperor Palpantine

"something..something..dark side....something...something...complete..."

 

[Insanum]

I wrote one for a thread lock once. Fun times.

Hey, I remember seeing that one; great job with that, by the way.

Epic Suck up there! XP

OT: Today i walked out into the bright sunshine on a day not blighted by clouds. It happens to be the day my mother delivered me to this godforsaken world. I was given a packet of skittles by a passing stranger....AND THEY RAWKED.

Sorry...I cant do moody for the life of me. Not when sleep deprivation is kicking in!