Make your Own SAW challenge!

[Deidara Akatsuki]

You wake up in a dim room bleeding, with minor injuries. tape enters tape recorder. "HELLO (name) I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW. I KNOW YOU LIKE TO WATCH BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO PARTICIPATE. YOU LIKE TO DARE PEOPLE TO DO DANGEROUS THINGS THAT YOU KNOW CAN AND WILL GET THEM SLAUGHTERED. YOU CALL THESE 'GAMES'. SOCIETY WOULD CALL THEM MURDERS. IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE A 'GAME'. HERE'S THE BASICS OF THIS GAME. YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A AIR-TIGHT, VACUUM-SEALED ROOM. SO IF YOU CAUSE YOUR HEART RATE TO RISE, EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INCREASE OF BPM, YOU WILL CATCH FLAME AND BURN TO DEATH. THE ROOM AS I'M SURE YOU HAVE NOTICED IS BEING SLOWLY FILLED WITH GASOLINE. THERE IS A VERY SMALL BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THE ROOM. IF YOU LOOK IN THE UPPER-RIGHT CORNER OF THE ROOM YOU WILL SEE A SMALL FLAME ABOUT 5 INCHES AWAY FROM THE CEILING IS A BASIC BURNER MECHANISM. IF THE GASOLINE REACHES THE FLAME BEFORE YOU DO THE BUTTON, WELL I'M PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. SO WHILE THE GASOLINE GETS HIGHER I WOULD BEGIN TO THINK OF A PLAN. LET THE 'GAMES' BEGIN."

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Easy.
You get 2 choices
Kill yourself
OR
Have sex with Justin Bieber... Bieber also has AIDS... and his vagina has teeth.

 

[Instinct Blues]

'Hello Bob. I want to play a game with you. In the middle of the room is a key, but your leg is tied to a chain, which is connected to your wifes lover. Go for the key, he dies. Leave the key, you die in 2 hours.

No longer will you take your marriage for granted! Time to choose!!'

That doesn't make any sense whatsoever if you are going by the logic of Jigsaw. It would make more sense if the wife had to choose between her lover or her marriage.