make your own spell

[camokkid]

heres your chance to show off the spell you made to use on your enemies, your friends, or yourself(like a "[i/]male enhancement[/i]" spell, [i/]wink, wink[/i]?)

this thread is not intended to be in the least bit serious

[b/]please tell us the name of the spell, the effect of the spell, and the magic words of the spell[/b]

I'll go first

name: human mute

effect: makes the victim unable to speak for 24 hours

magic words: shutteth-the-fucketh-uppeth

and for those of you who are wondering, I hate harry potter

 

[Kellerb]

Sod off- force push, but with a voicover from john cleese.

Unexpected superpowers: grants you either accelerated hair loss, the power to summon a lamp (just one) and the power to make hats confused.

 

[Radeonx]

A spell that allows me to have powers equivalent to what God would have. Or the ability to control time, and anything affected by time.

 

[criegel]

bloog-makes my enemies friends distant reletives and telemarketers wonder what the hell im talking about.also lights your pants on fire for no apparent reason...words of spell-bloog blargle flubleuble lambpotato skleeb hokleblarn blargle bloobationificationthingy

 

[camokkid]

bloog-makes my enemies friends distant reletives and telemarketers wonder what the hell im talking about.also lights your pants on fire for no apparent reason...words of spell-bloog blargle flubleuble lambpotato skleeb hokleblarn blargle bloobationificationthingy

what the hell are you talking about?

AHH, MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!

 

[Steeveeo]

Spell: Gravity Tweak
Damage Type: Throws target and deals fall damage.
Spell Casting:
- Reverse Gravity: "Whoopsie Daisy!"
- Increase Gravity: "Gravity Pancake!"
- Directional Force: "Wheee!"
- Gravity Festival (spins target wildly): "Around and around you go, where you stop, NOBODY KNOWS!"

 

[Ganthrinor]

Probably a boring, run-of-the-mill Translocation spell. Moving peoples, things and places to other... places. For fun.

 

[Sandernista]

Poopie!

It causes unexpected bowel movements in my enemies, but at the same time, magically clears my own bladder and rectal area, expelling my waste through said enemies orifices.

 

[AvsJoe]

Name: Internal Crush
Effect: Contracts the bones, muscles, and organs in the upper chest area causing massive internal hemorrhaging and death.
Magic Words: None. Just clench your fist and smile.

 

[The_Healer]

Name: Infinite Improbability
Effect: The opposite of what you'd expect to happen.
Magic Words: Don't Panic

 

[Insanum]

Name[/B] The Squits
Effect[/B] Eugh, Surely you can guess!
Cause[/B] Eating pizza found under the fridge.
[i/]Kudos for the reference[/i]
Oh...Wait...Magic spell?

Name[/B] Flying
Effect[/B] Ability to fly unaided.
Magic words[/B] *Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!*

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

I have a legion of these because I adore creating characters although a large amount our on a "stronger than God" character. So yeah... hey my own fun.

Name: Dark Lightning
Effect: The sky is dark, followed by a massive lightning bolt striking the character. It is than unleashed, black in color from the finger tips with velocity beyond human comprehension and strength to decimate virtually anything within its path. It has a homing lock to a specific target and will continuously follow said target.

Name: Fist of the Demon King
Effect: A large demonic entity is unleashed from one's fist as they seemingly punch the air. It travels a straight line, eradicating most of what is impeding its path with an intense shockwave on either side.
Note: This would be significantly less powerful than Dark Lightning.

 

[traceur_]

Spell: Click.

Effect: Gives me the ability to click my fingers.

Casting: Just say "click".
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Spell: Weapon Summoning.

Effect: Summons a weapon of your choosing.

Casting: Think of the weapon to be summoned and click fingers twice.

Because you never know when you might need a Buster Sword.

 

[Timotei]

Name: Feather Shield
Effect: Feathers form a protective orb
Trigger: "Mei Mei!"

Name: Shock wave Manipulation
Effect: Manipulation of shock waves to move matter and form tornadoes
Trigger: "Pizzicato!"

Name: Plant Manipulation
Effect: Manipulation of plants to grow and move at my command
Trigger: "Sui Dream!"

Name: Sheers
Effect: Causes a pair of sheers to appear in my hand
Trigger: "Lempicka!"

Name: Pocket Time Reversal
Effect: Time reversal in a specified area
Trigger: "Holie!"

Name: Vine Manipulation
Effect: The manipulation of vines to restain my target(s)
Trigger: "Berrybell!"

 

[Da pyro man 999]

Name: Da pyro man spell
Effect: I will come running to burn peoples arses off.
Wordsa pyro man, help im in the shit

 

[Timotei]

Name: Da pyro man spell
Effect: I will come running to burn peoples arses off.
Wordsa pyro man, help im in the shit

I think the name "Spy Check" would be more fitting.

 

[El Poncho]

Name: Call of the Wild
Effect: Increase your senses
Trigger: Hal Wa Pa

Name: Lectra
Effect: Channel Electricity through your body allowing you to do multiple thing
Trigger: Olect etra

 

[Biosophilogical]

Name: Lazer

Spell: Shoopus-ma-woopus *coookie for first to make reference*

Effect: Shoots a lazer beam at ginger-men (red-headed guys)

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Name: Pr-odge (Pre-emptive Dodge)

Spell: "Dodge" *tilt your body from the waist up to one side slightly*

Effect: Causes self to automatically dodge the attack or occurence or event which, given time to ponder the options, the caster would not want to happen to him/her. (excellent for flight as you just 'dodge' the ground)

 

[steevee]

Name - Mindf*ck

Effect - Causes the subject to quetion there existence in relation to the universe an just how small and pointless they are. Often leads to deppresion, binge eating and the desire to troll internet forums.

Spell - 'But did you considerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr'

 

[mlkjhgfds]

Name: Anvil Fall

Effect : anvil falls

Words : "What could possibly go wrong?"