Oh yahtzee ... you and the rest of the onternet are so cute. complainng about hair styles and facial animations WHEN THIS SHITY GAME IS FUCKING UNPLAYABLE AND BUGGIER THAN A BETHESDA RELEASE!
Ok ok calm down ...phew. I just can't fucking understand this. Every time a bethesda release comes out the whole internet goes "boo, you released it bugged as shit and expect us to fix it, lazy devs", yet here lies inquisition, a game that had and still has a retarded amount of bugs that should never have gotten past play testing, a game where every patch manages to cause more problems than it fixes (want to talk faces? How about patch 2 which managed to remove all forms of facial scarring or unique features, ruining the way my inquis looked and making what was supposed to be a horribly scarred and mutililated victim of torture look like a new born baby? Immersion ftw!), and no one cares. And by that I mean I see no serious reviewer calling out bioware on their bullshit. How about the game content which seems suspiciously chopped up (there are areas on several maps that indicate more was supposed to be there but was removes, The Skyhold is a total incomplete joke that screams "feature removed for DLC" and alot of areas just seem token and boring with no reason to go there and no interesting story attached, the qunari having only 3 armor models in the entire game (though to be fair humans have like 5 or 6 ... soooo yeah, not much variety there either) and frankly incomplete and subpar. I mean for fucks sake, outisde the Deep Roads in DA:O I can recite by heart every major story of every area in the game. In DA:I? Tell me now without checking a wiki or anything what was your major story reason to go to Hissing wastes. Or Emerald Graves. Or Emprise du Lion, or Exalted Plains or any fucking area in this god damned game outside Crestwood, Western Aproach and the bloody Hinterlands. And no, "gaining power for the inquisition" does not count. I'll say it out loud: I'd rather have the rehashed reycled dungeons of Dragon Age 2 if I actually get a story behind them. Inquisition is quite frankly an shity incomplete game, for 2 reasons IMO: one is classic content removal for DLC whoring later, and the second is the fact that bioware are not capable of making an open world game. They can make a preety sand-box, but they can not make it interesting and they can not give it a good story. How is it that the actual highlights of this game, the good bits, are all the scripted mission happening in a very small dungeon like area like thay had in DA:O, and all the open world is a barren boring preety looking desert?
Urgh ... and to think people will call this buged, incomplete, average game GOTY ... and my friends still ask me why I think gamers are beeing infected by the stupid virus.