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#1 TROLLS SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED!
To the moderators. I'd apreciate a little leigh way in this case, so long as people stick to what's below. If someone really disregards your rules or the spirit of the OP, fire away...
This topic's intention is to brighten your day, and other people's. While comedy is, by nature often biting, please respect others. If you feel that your joke or other funny MAY be percieved as offensive, please use the spoiler tag and title it with (Racial) (Sexist) et cetera.
The purpose of this is enjoyment. For everyone. If you have a problem with something someone has posted, please express it by all means, in a PM. Or, use the power of the big red REPORT button, I assure you, the mods will be right on top of this one! Please, don't mar this post with hate rants.
Other than that, there WILL be material on this post that will gross you out and possibly offend. If you know you're sensitive in that regard, please, don't read on. Just leave it be. Move on. Otherwise, I feel you've been duely warned.
If you don't know or are unsure of the forum rules; read this... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.249415-Forum-Rules-NEW
If you don't know how to use post commands; read this... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.198114-Escapist-User-Guide-to-Posting-Commands
Ahhh, now that stuff's out of the way, here's the idea... Get some laughs. Give some laughs. Improve people's day with humour.
Share you jokes, your favourite video clips, comics, anecdotes and other funny stuff. Poops and giggles!
So, I'll lead out...
Joke #1: A pice of string walks into a bar, says 'I'll have a beer thanks.' Bartener says 'Nah, fuck off. We don't serve string in here." So, the piece of string goes outside, frizzes up his hair and tangles himself up. He goes back in and asks for a beer. 'Aren't you that piece of string I just told to fuck off?' 'Nah, I'm a freyed knot.'
Joke #2: A man walks into a drum kit, BA DOOM CHA!
also, I thought this was funny... it's a series of ads from the US.
Now you...
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[/HEADING]#1 TROLLS SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED!
To the moderators. I'd apreciate a little leigh way in this case, so long as people stick to what's below. If someone really disregards your rules or the spirit of the OP, fire away...
This topic's intention is to brighten your day, and other people's. While comedy is, by nature often biting, please respect others. If you feel that your joke or other funny MAY be percieved as offensive, please use the spoiler tag and title it with (Racial) (Sexist) et cetera.
The purpose of this is enjoyment. For everyone. If you have a problem with something someone has posted, please express it by all means, in a PM. Or, use the power of the big red REPORT button, I assure you, the mods will be right on top of this one! Please, don't mar this post with hate rants.
Other than that, there WILL be material on this post that will gross you out and possibly offend. If you know you're sensitive in that regard, please, don't read on. Just leave it be. Move on. Otherwise, I feel you've been duely warned.
If you don't know or are unsure of the forum rules; read this... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.249415-Forum-Rules-NEW
If you don't know how to use post commands; read this... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.198114-Escapist-User-Guide-to-Posting-Commands
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Ahhh, now that stuff's out of the way, here's the idea... Get some laughs. Give some laughs. Improve people's day with humour.
Share you jokes, your favourite video clips, comics, anecdotes and other funny stuff. Poops and giggles!
So, I'll lead out...
Joke #1: A pice of string walks into a bar, says 'I'll have a beer thanks.' Bartener says 'Nah, fuck off. We don't serve string in here." So, the piece of string goes outside, frizzes up his hair and tangles himself up. He goes back in and asks for a beer. 'Aren't you that piece of string I just told to fuck off?' 'Nah, I'm a freyed knot.'
Joke #2: A man walks into a drum kit, BA DOOM CHA!
also, I thought this was funny... it's a series of ads from the US.
Now you...
