Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

[Saltarius]

"I overreact a lot. You should know me that well by now. I'm trying to get better, honest." I take out a tube of lipstick and start applying in the mirror.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't really pay attention to things."

 

[Daeronel]

I also wonder if Salt is a psychic since she was able to read my thoughts. Also if I could use that to my advantage.

I also wonder who is she trying to look nice for.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trying to look nice for me. And maybe some nice looking girl who happens to be a lesbian, or bi, or whatever else means they'd be attracted to the female gender."

 

[Daeronel]

I shrug and continue my never ending quest for a decent restroom. I also dance the macarena along the way.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, are you talking to yourself?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Nah, ever since my dad let me sleep too close to the radiator as a kid, I've been able to read roleplay forum action descriptors like someone said them."

 

[Daeronel]

Make me a Sandwich.

 

[Saltarius]

"Do I look like a cannibal?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't put your kids near radiators. Really, the medical bills were not worth it."

 

[Daeronel]

I walk back to Salt and Trilby.

"We should get waffles to alter the DNA of the children so they can wake up their powers by Xmas"

 

[Saltarius]

"What children?"

 

[Daeronel]

"That is a good question..."

I look around for Waffles.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sometimes, I feel like I'm the sane one here. And that scares me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hurr durr, I'm special, I'm Trilby, sanity, wah wah. You have a violent streak and you know it, you whiny fuck."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I do not."
I pull Knife's head out of the wall.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hypocritical *****."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a potato at Salt's head.

 

[Daeronel]

I steal the potato for the Glory of the Irish Republican Army.