Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Some douchebag swiped the auctioneer as it ended. They never showed off the door."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well...this might end badly, with a shit ton of the police squad killed, or me being in jail. Bet you wished you were actually a part of the police now, eh?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...I am though."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You're not though."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well...you're a dick. And physically unattractive."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"How can you comment on that? You're blind. And I don't think you've ever felt my face. Did you feel my face while I was sleeping?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I saw you before I was blind, y'know."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well...I'm pretty sure Sister finds YOU physically unattractive."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh wow low blow I am so utterly offended by that it is not as if I completely gave up on that a while ago."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, you literally only wanted to come here, to meet up with Sister. Everyone can tell you still have a crush on her."

 

[Saltarius]

"She told us to meet her after we got a Mall dude."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Actually, you started talking to her. Then you asked her where she was, and kept on talking about meeting up. Now can you please just come up here, and help me get out of here?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm really not inclined to after this exchange."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"And you called me a dick. Fine." I put some ammo into my new gun, and start firing at the SWAT guys.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I wander round the Corvette, poking at controls and wall panels. "Artie?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash a large inflatable banana through the ceiling above zombie, landing on top of him.
"Sup."

(i found some wi-fi )

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sup?"
[Welcome back to the internet temporarily Sig. Enjoying your holiday?]

 

[RaNDM G]

"Fine, no cuts, nothing broken, how about you Tril's?"

"I don't seem to have any new holes. So, all in all, not too bad."

"What about him?"

"Who the Hell are you?"

"The Fighters who just saved your ass. Knife, Tril, make him talk. I have to concentrate on driving."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn to look at Sage.
"'kay buddy. Here's the deal. A bunch of people want you dead. You're in the very good position of having us not want you dead as much as everybody else. So, right now, it would be a good idea for you to tell us everything you know before we get bored and toss you to the wolves."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Okay, look."

Your mind is racing. You don't know where to start first.

"What you are looking for is in a store room. Fortress Armament, unit 2317 on the Southeast end of town. It's about thirty miles from here. Take the 70."

I miss the 70.

"Fucking Hell man."

"Shut it! We'll take the next off ramp."