Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Holy shit."

 

[Knife-28]

"Pfffffffttt, come on Paddy, shit isn't holy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Ofc Trilby, OP as shit bu watchagonnado."
I make a shitty attempt at 3D drawing.

 

[RaNDM G]

"So uh... It's New Year's now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes it is. It seems like just one near-death-experience ago, it was Christmas..."

 

[Knife-28]

"WOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEAR!" I yell, bursting party poppers all over the place.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife, I think you may have blown your load a little prematurely." I say, picking bits of confetti out of my hair.
"And yes, I did chose those words specifically to make a premature ejaculation joke."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to write my resolutions.

Read more.
Play moar vidjagams.
Hurt everyone.

 

[Saltarius]

"New Years Resolution, destroy the idiotic notion of a resolution in the public's mind."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I read three books in a single day.

 

[Saltarius]

"So...Paddy. Anything else on that list?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

...
"..."
...
"No."
...
"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"That didn't sound very convincing."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It wasn't supposed to."

 

[Saltarius]

"So what else is on that list?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hmm. Let me check it. (Twice.)"

to do:
Salt
Drugs

 

[Saltarius]

I peek over at the list.

"In what order?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"They're both equal below crimes."

 

[Saltarius]

I toss Paddy a blunt.

"Make your choice."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Let's" [CENSORED]