Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Fuck off man, it's my life.

 

[Knife-28]

"You know, I could go on some long overblown spiel how it's bad for you and it's illegal ect, but I know your not going to listen either way." I say, before knocking all the equipment out of Salt's hands and walking away.

 

[Saltarius]

"I WASN'T GOING TO DO ANY OF IT! JUST SELL IT!"

"Oh. Hey Ran. So what new developments are underway for the ol' Fight?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I kick Salt in the groin.

"OCTOPUSSY, *****!"

[HEADING=1]ACT 7: ACT 4: GET ON WITH IT![/HEADING]

You successfully abscond from Megrel police, leaving RaN to fix your rides in a garage. You sneak up on Fortress Armament, the storage facility where the door is held.

You really hope that cock kicker's info was right.

Now what?

 

[Knife-28]

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"Alright, let's get in there I guess." I say, looking for a stealthy entry point.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I bring up blueprints of the building and look for external air vents.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why don't we just walk in the front door, say we'd like to get a storage unit, then just go find the one we're looking for? No need for stealthy bullshit, no need to go in guns blazing."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"That actually my be the best idea you've ever had Trilby."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I already know you're going to try something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I drop the bass.

 

[RaNDM G]

You successfully drop the bass.


*wub wub wub wub*

 

[Knife-28]

I look at the bass, wiggling and flopping around on the floor gasping for breath.
"Paddy, where did you get a fish?"

 

[Saltarius]

"That poor creature."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I went to the nearby market to buy some bread." I eat some of the bread. "Don't know where the fish came from."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk out of Paddys bread, cracking my neck.
"Alright guize less do dis"
I put a candy cigarette in my mouth and set it on fire.
"wait, where are we?"

 

[RaNDM G]

In front of a store room.

The door is in there.

You are out here.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I go in there.

 

[RaNDM G]

You successfully go in there.

"Hello, Sir. How may I help you today?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, I was wondering if I could use a storage unit."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Of course. Is this your first time visiting us?"