Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, I think you've gone a bit stir crazy. Then again, who hasn't?"

 

[Saltarius]

"THERE'S A PRESENT DANGER AND YOU'RE IGNORING IT! Paddy, who among us is the most likely to be an incubus and or succubus?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How is there a present danger? There's only one woman here, who nobody apart from you has tried to have sex with, and the only people who have had sex with other men are you, Salt, and Paddy." I remind Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sex with her isn't my priority, despite how many of you primally perceive my past advances."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I superglue a pair of unbelievably shitty horns to Salts forehead.
"I agree with Trilby. Besides, everyone knows Demons arn't real."

 

[Saltarius]

"Pretty sure you've summoned smoothie demons or some bullshit at some point. And get that shit off me."

 

[Knife-28]

I poke the shitty horns on Salt's head. "Yea nah they're superglued on." I say, "Congratulations Salt, your the new incubus."

Somewhere, a jukebox starts playing.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not like I was having intercourse with anyone either way."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well this shocking revelation has lasted a whole of a 10 minutes. Let's-"
A rainbow appears, and so does a leprechaun.
"Hello there! Can I interest you folks in some gold?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Is it possible to trip when you can't see?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa greets the leprechaun. "GIMME SOME FUCKIN' GOLD!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The leprechaun pulls out a cleaver and slams it into the tulpas face.

"BACK TO HELL YE DEMON! Ahem. Like I said, I can easily give you folks the gold you desire. You just need to do one little thing for me. You in?"

 

[Saltarius]

"If it involves sex or the like I'm out."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa collapses to the floor dripping blood. "Hang on I'm made of thoughts." It disappears and the cleaver clatters to the floor.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh don't worry about that lad! Nothing weird. I just need you to *COUGH* [small]walk up a mountain and drop a box containing an ancient deadly artifact into a pit of lava[/small] *COUGH* and then return here!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I want to be Aragorn."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"U wot m8 do you even Zumba?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sneak up behind the leprechaun and tackle him.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The leprechaun uses it's magical abilities to travel via the rainbow. It drops behind Trilby.
"And who are you lad?"

 

[Saltarius]

"He's Sam. In the LOTR sense."