Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Because space magic, Ryan. The Goddamn space magic"
I respawn

 

[MinimanZombie]

I drink the smoothie. "Cheers." I then start reading the comic. I'm never mentioned. Not once. Not when I mercy killed Xot, Not when I beat T.O.M, not even when I got a dragon under my control.

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, we need a female lead because this mall has a total sausagefest going on. Aside from Sam but she's too busy bawling her eyes out over Xot's picture. And also I need to be characterized by my logistic views on life, and my character arc will begin and end with me questioning whether or not life has meaning."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I didn't ask for this but damn I'm grateful." I down it all before using the high to write the greatest comic script ever created by mankind.

((I swear to god I don't do drugs in real life, I'm way too uncool for that.))

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I say over a the malls PA "I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS"

and get back to watching x-files

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit dude, even Alan Moore would give you props. You illustrated the perfect moral grey taht is our lives, especially emphasized when Xot was killed. Also the art's pretty nice. Wait...when the fuck did that show up?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grab scrubs and set off on the QUEST FOR THE GENDER-SWAP MACHINE!!!!!

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't know man. I'm on drugs."

((More details on the comic tomorrow gang.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyways, you Chuckles! Get teh fuck out here and fight me!"

I proceed to use my super ultimate power attack, plugging my industrial battery to the mall's outlets and using an attack even stronger than the Optic Blast.

"FOURTH WAVE!"


The mall is plunged into darkness as the wave cascades about, searching for the laughing shithead.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"KNIFE!" "crap I left him behind"

I activate the stealth function and move to get knife, and drag him back to my new base.

"wait what did sig say?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I return with the STAFF OF GENDERSWAPPING

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I put knife in a bed unconscious

and make sure everything is armed.

"Damn powers out, good thing I have a backup generator."

I load my rifle, sling it on my back, grab my pistol and vibrosword, focus all of the base power to defence, and prepare to defend...

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: No Ryan, Just no. I wanted to make you overpowered as a joke. You can't just go invisible. Nor can you come into our fort. We secured it? Remember? Plus, when did you get an overpowered sword?]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

[OOC: No Ryan, Just no. I wanted to make you overpowered as a joke. You can't just go invisible. Nor can you come into our fort. We secured it? Remember?]

no I don't remember and he said adam jenses plus the powers out. I did it, stop, you have no power, I do. The sword is just a sword, that vibrates slightly on a frequency so it cuts more effectively, I got it when you snuck in my base, remember?

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: What? See, you're adding stuff to yourself, and your base. You haven't established any of it. Plus, with the sword, fair enough. But the base is still a god damn base. You can't walk in just cause the powers out.]

 

[Sigma Castell]

SIGMA CASTELL used the STAFF OF GENDERSWAPPING on Ryan.
Ryan is now a cheerleader.
...
"Crap, I thought I turned that thing off.."
"You can't turn off magic, idiot."
"Shut up scrubs. And since when could you talk outside my head?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: fine then, I didnt go invisible, and I just stayed in my base, but remember you never said you took my laptop before so I guess that would mean I would have never to have left my base. but I'll leave that alone.

RYAN cuts off sigma's head takes the staff and reverses it...

 

[Saltarius]

"SIGMA! DESTROY THE STAFF NOW!"

I try and boost my way over before I realize I'm still plugged into the mall. I'm going to have to wait till the Wave hits it's target.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Alright, fine. I'm sorry about this argument we had.]
I decide to light a lantern, and hang it up in the center of the fort.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan successfully reverses it after he kills sigma...

OOC: its okay, just man it was starting to get annoying...

Ryan uses it on sig when he respawns and he is now a cheerleader... he then destroys the staff...