Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Given a certain holiday coming up I sort of decided to...acquire a card for somebody. I just need you for quality assurance. The guy who sold it to me said it'd work fine."

I hand Sigma the card.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take the card and look at it.
"-sniff- Ummm don't you think she might be a bit weirded out by the Stalker thing?"
NSC slaps me.
I stab NSC in the face.

 

[Saltarius]

"...W-Wait, what the fuck does that card actually say?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make myself an Angel Wing and Children smoothie.
"Uuuh it says 'Stalker is such a strong word.' Then inside it says 'I prefer Valentine.'"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, scrap that idea. Scrap the notion altogether, I'll just read more of this depressing novel instead."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Nah don't give up hope. Write one in braille."

 

[Saltarius]

"...One second."

"Hey uh...Sis. By any chance can you read braille?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hold up a large spike made out of Anti-ghost metal.
"We could stab her eyes out. Then she'd have to learn braille."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sig, dude, not at all helping."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Welp. Fear not good sir, for I am a mall fighter, famed across the galaxies for my heroism, when it goes right, and I will protect your town!" I wish the others were here.

"I'll believe that when I see it."

"Hey uh...Sis. By any chance can you read braille?"

"People actually use braille?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm considering if I should be offended."

"Sig, the plan's shot."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Plan B"
I stab Sister in the eyes with the Anti-Ghost spikes.

 

[Saltarius]

"OH, THAT REALLY HELPED!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to Salt, still holding the spikes in Sisters eyes.
"Well now she's blind. So she'll have to learn braille."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma, for fuck's sake, who did you think would thereotically teach her? I'm blind too, dumbass!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey there buddy, keep that sass mouth up and I'll leave you to the warlocks."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Blind People Magic?"

 

[Saltarius]

"It doesn't exist Sigma. You have completely destroyed an already hopeless plan further."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey there buddy, keep that sass mouth up and I'll leave you to the warlocks."

"I'm not your buddy, guy."

"[small]Blind people magic...[/small] What is wrong with you?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I tear the spikes out of Sisters eyes, and drop them on the floor.
"All my life...I believed a lie..."