Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I fill the Ice Cream Shoppe from floor to ceiling with oiled-up homosexual midgets.

 

[RaNDM G]

I respawn and slam the goddamn button.

You break the goddamn button.

Hello. How can I help you today?

Oh, this will be good.

I fill the Ice Cream Shoppe from floor to ceiling with oiled-up homosexual midgets.

You fail to realize the midgets are really giant gummy bears, and that the store was already filled with gummy bears to begin with.

 

[Saltarius]

"PUT OUT THE FIRE AND ALSO SHERBET I GUESS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shoot Salt in the back of the neck.

 

[Saltarius]

I bend down to tie my shoe, dodging the bullet incidentally.

 

[Knife-28]

I dive through the ice cream store window and tackle Sigma.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh. Hey Knife. Why'd you decide to drop by?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh. Well...what brings you here Tox?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...In the Ice Cream Shoppe."

 

[Saltarius]

I gesture to where I'm fairly certain Sister is and back to me.

 

[RaNDM G]

You gesture in the wrong direction, but whatever, them's the breaks.

One scoop or two?

 

[Knife-28]

I sit up, rubbing my head. "Augh, the things I do to help you." I mutter.

 

[Saltarius]

"One."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Still dude, not exactly the best time."

 

[RaNDM G]

"THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"Telling you we should get the Hell out of here before-"

Bells ringing from miles away, towards the mountains where you made your descent. The sky changes to dusk, though the sun still shines brightly above you. The air is warm, though you consider it only an annoyance.

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"SO LONG GOOD LUCK BYE!"

The townsman runs off.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OHMYFUCKINGGOD!" I leave a tulpa outside the door of the church and storm inside, barring the doors.

"HEY NARRATOR! GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I flood the ice cream shoppe with boiling hot water.

 

[RaNDM G]

"HEY NARRATOR! GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

What? What did I do now?

I flood the ice cream shoppe with boiling hot water.

Man, that's just fucked up.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm used to it by now."