Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck it."
F-Trilby presses a button on his arm, and travels back to the past-present. Once there, he grabs the cake with Diamond in it, presses the button again and returns to the future slightly before he, F-Zombie and Knife arrived, giving him time to put the cake in a walk-in freezer.
Immediately after F-Trilby leaves for the past, FF-Trilby walks out of the freezer.
"Done."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"You know what, fuck this, I had enough of this time travel bullshit back in Cydonia." Knife says, before walking off.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Future Me] "Wut."
Suddenly, another me from even further into the future appears.
"Stop! If we do this, we're even more doomed to begin with!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why the fuck did you not mention that BEFORE we left?" FF-Trilby, who, due to creating a stable time-loop, has reverted to being F-Trilby, asks FF-Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Because only now have we realized. Hold on."
FF-Zombie gets the cake.
"Alright, now can we take it back?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That doesn't explain why you couldn't travel back to before we first left."
F-Trilby shrugs.
"Do what you want with it. I'm not even sure WHY we did it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn in between the two Trilbys.
"Sup guys."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Bluh. I think it was to save us, but we got the wrong one, blah blah blah. I guess that Knife is with us now?"
I do the time thing and take me and Diamond to a fountain near Salt and past-past-me.
"Okay, see ya."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Due to the distance, both physical and chronological, between the Trilbys, Sigma ends up respawning somewhere completely different.
Coincidentally, he arrives at the point in time and space where Zombie explains the plan to Trilby.

"So, uh... why are we doing this again?" PastFuture-Trilby asks.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm so done with time shit right now."

I step into the fountain and sit myself underneath the spraying water.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Future me appears, knocks me out with half a wine bottle, and vanishes into Present Zombies ear.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey. Tox. I just had a date ruined by time travel."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Past Me (Sort of)] "Well Tril, we're gonna kidnap that chick Salt met, therefore meaning he doesn't swap between her and Sister. Therefore, he won't betray us, therefore we won't die completely. If we find the right timeline that is."

[Present Me] "Yeah, this is a weird day."
I knock the cake over and Diamond rolls out.
"Huh."

 

[Sigma Castell]

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[Saltarius]

"She's Waffles' twin or something."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Is it Pancakes?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Diamond, actually."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right... I am completely fine with this."

[hr]

"Oh, yeah." F-Trilby says, after remembering that thing that just happened.

[hr]

Suddenly, a figure appears before Salt, surrounded by white light.
"Oh, hey there. Listen, I know you're probably pissed about the whole 'kidnapping' thing, and I just wanted to say... uh... my bad. Yeah, we sorta screwed up and missed a few things out so... yep. Sorry, dude. Oh, and by the way, if I ever ask you to drink any purple liquid, don't do it. It will not end well."
FF-Trilby vanishes again.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Yes?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

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