Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Well why the fuck am I still here? What do I get out of this? What!?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Man, Sister is taking that bit of news really strangely. Or she's taking it well, I can't really tell."

 

[Knife-28]

I go over and sit next to Sister. "So...You feeling alright?" I ask. "You were pretty out of it."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well why the fuck am I still here? What do I get out of this? What!?"

Um... A bitching sword? The admiration of a dozen townsfolk?

One of the villagers peeps out from behind a bush. He surveys the damage, then guesses you won.

"Hey everyone. It's over." he says, without much enthusiasm.

The townspeople come out of there hiding places.

"So uh... Thanks, I guess."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You are literally RIGHT HERE, AS IS SISTER HOLYFUCKINGWHAT."
My eyes turn black, then text begins to appear.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh yeah apart from that stuff I guess." I hold out my hand to the nearest villager. "You're welcome. Sorry about your church."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab Sister by the shoulders.
"Sister. Can you hear me?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Text begins scrolling across my eyes.
I stab Tox in the throat, then cut his chest open with a quick slice and stand up.
"Why does that keep happening to me?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Zombie." I say, putting a hand on his shoulder, "Let's just let her get her head togeather, yea?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"someone call technical support tell em trilby seeing computer text"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not really. But, if you're that hot..."
I splash liquid nitrogen on Woon's head, which I then snap off and hand to Tox.
"This should cool you down."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa searches through the mall for Salt.
By which I mean he teleports straight to Salt, you think my dreamforms have all day to fuck around?

 

[RaNDM G]

"You're welcome. Sorry about your church."

"Oh, don't worry about it. These attacks happen all the time. We'll have another one up by Thursday."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Uh, kind of showing up at a bad time dude."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Eh, alright. See ya Sister."
I walk off in the direction of the apartments.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well will they stop now I've killed the warlocks?"

"Oh, sorry, should I come back later?" My tulpa backs away, feeling behind him for the door.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, it's cool. We could uh...catch up I guess. Considering....ahem. Y'know."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I start ascending to whichever floor Salt is at.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah I've just been doing some bullshit in a church crypt for what feels like a month so I don't. What'd I miss?"

 

[Saltarius]

"..."

I gesture to myself and Diamond.