Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]I stand look down at the business card in my hand.
"Knife & Knife-Quality Stereo Technicians,BOX-2200, Streven Lane"
I glance up at the sign above the shop. It's definatly the place.[/i]
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You're definitely not in New Moscow then?

 

[Knife-28]

"No I'm definitely still in The Mall." I say, before the wall behind me explodes outwards, the hallway behind be filling with fire. "JESUS FUCK!" I yell, before ducking onto another apartment to avoid becoming a human barbecue. "Fuck, why the hell are you in New Moscow?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spot the dragon trying to murder Knife, and run up to it. I pull a bunch of magnets out of my pocket, then use them like suction cups to climb the dragon's metallic shell.
"KNIFE! Where's the dragon's brain?" I yell. "By brain, I mean the computers that run it. Just in case you assumed I'd mixed this dragon up with the other one!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well on a scale of one to ten, how pissed off would you be if I told you within it's where it's heart should be, encased in titanium?" I yell out the window at Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Ten! To the power of one hundred!"
I stand up, then ram my chainsaw into the dragon. I rev it up and hit the overdrive button, sending electricity throughout the dragon's metal shell.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well because that's where it is." I reply.

The Mecha-Dragon, meanwhile, is unfazed by the electricity, and luckily the synthetic skin covering it keeps Trilby from being shocked himself (That would have been embarrassing). Unfortulently, the Mecha-Dragon itself is now aware of Trilby, and reaches up to swat him off his back, leaving the electrified chainsaw still embedded, but sending Trilby flying into the apartment building.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Question, Knife: why didn't you put in some kind of failsafe to switch the dragon off if it ever did... what it's doing now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I have no Idea
I'm not sure I'm still Sigma anymore

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa materialises inside the dragon and sighs. "Honestly guys I'm not even corporeal." He mutters over the radio before plunging several swords through the dragon's heart while they are semi-solid, then bringing them into full reality when they're fully embedded.

 

[Saltarius]

"She keeps Moet et Chandon, in her pretty cabinet..."

 

[Knife-28]

"I did though, I had the maual shutdown!" I say ad the dragon thrashes around, tearing at his chest, "It's not my fault some giant magic hand came down and reactivated it."

 

[Saltarius]

"'Let them eat cake' she says, just like Marie Antoinette..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"A built-in remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy..."

 

[Saltarius]

"At anytime an invitation you can't decline..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Caviar and cigarettes. Well versed in etiquette..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Extraordinarily fine!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"She's a killer! Queen~! Gunpowder and gelatin!'

 

[Knife-28]

The Mecha-Dragon punches through it's chest, grabs Paddy's Tulpa and throws it at the apartment complex, where he lands next to me and Trilby. For good measure, he also grabs Tox for good measure and throws him in the same direction. "Oh, hey guys."

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=2]Achievement Unlocked: Double the good measure.[/HEADING]

You continue waiting for the forceps to fall. It's like, "Goddamn, just fall already, we don't have all day."

The forceps begin prodding the Fighters out of the way. It's like, "Goddamn, just get out of the way, I'm trying to get this dragon out."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dynamite with a laser beam! Guaranteed to blow your mind!"