Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I nonchalantly bite down on a cyanide pill and respawn. I step on Zombie's face and dig my heel into it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

My several masks prevent any actual pain.
"Thanks."
I kill myself, and respawn beside Salt.
"Calm down, take a chill pill."
I then give her a pill.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn next to everyone and hand Salt a smoothie.
"What was that about a divorce?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, sign this."
I hand Salt the divorce papers.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I agree with Salt here."

 

[Saltarius]

I sign the papers in Korean and burn them.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hand Salt a candy bar.
"Salt, eat a Snickers."

 

[Saltarius]

I break the bar in half and smear each part on the respective cheeks. I mutter something.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The flame immediately turns green and engulfs the papers. The ash lands on the ground in the shape of a mystical symbol. I grab Salt's hand, then slice open her palm. Blood drips into the seal, and, in a puff of smoke, a divorce lawyer is summoned. Using his hellish powers of a B.A. Law, he divorces Salt and I.

 

[Knife-28]

I watch the liquor store explode, and fall to my knees and cry out in distaught. "YOU MANIACS, YOU BLEW IT UP. GOD DAMM YOU, GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

 

[Saltarius]

"그것은 이루어집니다."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I agree."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The divorce lawyer leaps at Zombie, attempting to take his soul as payment.

 

[Saltarius]

I pick up a broken glass shard and cut my lips, rubbing the ensuing blood on them.

"Tulpa. 우리는 이동합니다."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Move where?"

 

[Saltarius]

I stare at the tulpa, unblinking.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"My internal google translate says 'We will move' for what you just said."

 

[Saltarius]

I nod.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Lead the way."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The lawyer continues attempting to steal Zombie's soul.
"Salt. Aren't you supposed to be our resident demon hunter?"