Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

The voice lets out a long, hearty laugh.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Space begins to dilate. The portal centre expands, and everything begins to stretch away from the very epicentre of the portal. The effect of this is that the portal, and the shops on either side of Tox and Clade seem massive, whereas the two Fighters seem minuscule. It also means that they are both right next to the portal. Many arms burst out of it, grab Tox and Clade, and drag them through the portal.

 

[Clade-170]

I struggle to get free but to no avail and let out a loude panicked scream,"SSSSHHHHHIIIIITTTT". Before being consumed by the portal. On the other side I fell and fell till I landed hard on my ass. "oww, where the hell am I?".

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Conveniently, Clade is shoved out of a small hellgate right in front of me.
"Oh, hey New Guy. We're in Australia right now. My divorce lawyer stole Zombie's soul, so we're going to get it back."

 

[Clade-170]

Looks at Trilby confused,"Australia? why the hell did that portal bring me here".

 

[Knife-28]

"Because that'sh where the portal's taken us, I suppose." I say. "I'm Knife, by the way. I'm the shane, is shlightly drunk at the moment, one."

Meanwhile, Knife walks over to Paddy and Salt, his hair, which he normally keeps in a ponytail, now hanging down past his shoulders. "I get the feeling I'm going to regret asking, but what's going on."

 

[Saltarius]

"tulpa와 나는 섹스를 할 것입니다."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I was confused, too, but look. Obviously Australia."
I indicate the obvious Australian scenery.

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"That giant tower must be the office the lawyer works in."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Ç?ª, ¿Ö? ±?®°í µÎ ´Þ ¸»?? ¼?Ý??·Î ¹«¾ùÀ??î?" Knife asks.

 

[Saltarius]

"난 당신의 언어를 이해하지 않습니다."

 

[Clade-170]

"ENGLISH MAN!". I shoute irritably

 

[Saltarius]

"Not. A. Man."

 

[Clade-170]

Looks at the figure,"well then what ar-, never mind I dont wanna know...soo, whats our next move?".

 

[Saltarius]

"Woman. Idiot."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We'll do that after we kill my lawyer and get Zombie's soul back."
I look around for a vehicle we can use to get to the tower. I spot a carriage, pulled by horses made from the souls of the damned. I shrug, and open the carriage door. When I enter, two eyes and a mouth appear on the front wall.
"Where shall I take you, mortal?" the carriage asks.
"That big-ass tower, just past the dragon."
"Very well..."
The eyes and mouth shut, leaving only scars on the wood. I wait for the others.

 

[Clade-170]

Gets on carriage uneasily,"ahh man, what did I get myself involved in, one minute I just walk into the mall to do some quick shopping, next thing I know I'm pulled through some weird portal thing that transports me to Australia, how the fuck does that happen?". then kinda laugh at myself.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay, guys. I feel I have to be honest with you. We may not be in Australia."
I look out at a group of demons, mercilessly beating a pair of human souls.
"I still haven't ruled out the possibility that we're just in a really bad neighbourhood, though."

 

[Clade-170]

Looks at the grisly seen in horror,"Gee, I'd hate to be those guys".

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"On the subject, nobody's killed you yet, have they? We'll have to deal with that later."

A flaming man appears on the outside of the carriage, holding the reins for the soul-horses. He looks over at Tox and Knife, and sighs. With a flick of his wrist, a large whip wraps around Knife and Tox's waists, then yanks them towards the carriage. The soul-horses begin galloping at the crack of the whip, which luckily means Tox and Knife sail straight into the carriage. The door snaps shut behind them.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, that wash fun." I say as I fall inside the carriage.

"Oh, you don't speak Chopnese?" Knife asks.

 

[Saltarius]

"Speak. Korean."

I point to a jewelery store sign.

"Find."