Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Wait, I figured something out. I can open a profile on every mall fighter. Like for example, Salt I can look at your profile and read the extensive list of things about you. Wait, you've got a...that's disgusting. Anyway, Sister has one, and it says something about not looking into her eyes. Weaknesses just says N/A. So yeah... No eye contact. Whatsoever."
I nonchalantly walk out and then burst into a sprint towards the group
over the radio "SHES GOT A CHAINSAW!"
over the radio "SHES GOT A CHAINSAW!"
"Keep looking for whoever the hell this guy she had a crush on was. I'm the most physically attractive man in the universe so I can pull this off. Then you guyss woop in and kick the shit out of her. And Zomb?"
"Don't. Ever. Mention. 5/5/07 Or what I did that day."
"Don't. Ever. Mention. 5/5/07 Or what I did that day."
I watch over Salt as he walks up to Sister, and is sliced up. "Fucking hell. Apparently you're not her type."
I open Paddy's file on request, and almost close it from laughing to hard. "OH GOD! Hehehehe... They used a photo from your younger acne filled years. It's fucking hilarious..." I gasp for air. "Alright. You're apparently quite average to them. They say your magic isn't bad, but could use some practice, and the whole crystallization thing is your mentors problem. Apparently he was terrible."
I open Paddy's file on request, and almost close it from laughing to hard. "OH GOD! Hehehehe... They used a photo from your younger acne filled years. It's fucking hilarious..." I gasp for air. "Alright. You're apparently quite average to them. They say your magic isn't bad, but could use some practice, and the whole crystallization thing is your mentors problem. Apparently he was terrible."
"GOD DAMNIT!!!"
"Diane finish me off!"
"I don't wanna bleed out again, it hurts too much"
I start crawling towards diane
"Diane finish me off!"
"I don't wanna bleed out again, it hurts too much"
I start crawling towards diane
"Okay, only one shot at this."
I leap into the ventilation shaft and whip out my revolver and aim for Sister when she comes by.
A faint 'come out' is heard as I fire two shots in desperation at her as she begins to walk over to teh shaft.
"GUYSGUYSGETHEFUCKOVERHERENOWQUICKQUICKGUYSGUYSOHSHITOHSHIT"
I leap into the ventilation shaft and whip out my revolver and aim for Sister when she comes by.
A faint 'come out' is heard as I fire two shots in desperation at her as she begins to walk over to teh shaft.
"GUYSGUYSGETHEFUCKOVERHERENOWQUICKQUICKGUYSGUYSOHSHITOHSHIT"
"Another one bites the dust. Or the same one dies again." I watch as she tears Salt limb from limb. "Ouch."
"Guys cover me, I'm gonna go shoot some smack." I walk into a toilet cubicle, lock the door and ram the needle into my eye. "Owowowow." There are footsteps. "I said cover me, like, at the door." The door to the cubicle is kicked down. "Oh for fuck's sake." She [CENSORED] the loose bloody chunks of my body all over the walls. Upon respawning I sit in a corner and whisper into the walkie talkie. "Stay out of the bathroom guys." While sobbing.
I watch the onslaught. "Oh dear Mary Jesus of the lord. This is horrible." I lean over into the mike, "Yo *****." She turns at the sound of my voice. Memories flood back. "Remember me, you god damned whore?" She looks around confused. "I bet you do. Leave my friends alone and maybe-" Too late. She's off for another victim. God damn it. Nearly.
"Rule 1 of a horror movie Paddy, never go alone. Especially to do morally questionable acts."
I respawn and decide the only way to do this shit is overkill.
I craft new Electro Gauntlets and stand down the bathroom before kicking the door down and breaking a sink, turning it on at the same time. I electrify the water only to see Sister isn't there anymore.
"Motherf-"
I respawn and decide the only way to do this shit is overkill.
I craft new Electro Gauntlets and stand down the bathroom before kicking the door down and breaking a sink, turning it on at the same time. I electrify the water only to see Sister isn't there anymore.
"Motherf-"