Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Wackymon]

Diane throws the knife at the intercom, and looks at Sister.
"Well, tell me about what you did?" she said.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I kind of have stuff to handle", she says, running from Salt's attacks and deadly floor panels.

 

[Knife-28]

Being thrown into the intercom knocks some sense back into be, and reverts me to first person narration again. "Oww, Xot, what the fuck is going on?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"I have no fucking clue."

 

[Saltarius]

"Handle this you psycho queen *****...*****!"

I drop kick her from behind before pulling out my samurai sword and cutting off her limbs.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, who's this Sister chick , how does she know me? Oh god, is she from the future? Oh god, is she my sister?!"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane watches as sister is disembodied.
She then proceed to sing dubstep... as if she was playing it.
"I just got here, so I don't know."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well, who's this Sister chick , how does she know me? Oh god, is she from the future? Oh god, is she my sister?!"

Everyone gives a collective "No".

Sister respawns.

"Truce! Truce!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, now you want a truce? No. "

I proceed to cut her limb from limb repeatedly, even after she's dead.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane pulled out a boombox, and begins to play bad dubstep.
"Take what life gives you!"
She then followed this up by bashing Salt upside the head with a iron frying pan.

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister respawns.

"Please just hear me-"

Salt cuts her up.

Sister respawns.

"If you would just give me-"

Salt kills her again.

Sister respawns.

"This is getting kind of annoy-"

It keeps happening.

 

[Knife-28]

"Phew." Knife sighs, before firing some more dubstep at Salt in an attempt to subdue him.

 

[Saltarius]

"M-************. You don't do that...dubstep's my...one weakness."

"So bad...so bad..."

I fade out of consciousness into the all white abyss once more. Now only occupied by a shadowy figure and the word 'ORION'.

OOC: I WARNED YOU ABOUT SERIAL KILLERS BRO. IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane slowly finishes up, and looks at Knife.
"Nice!"
She walks up to sister, "So, what were you going to say?"
She stabs Salt in the head.

 

[Saltarius]

"So...bad..."

A small amount of blood dribbles out of my mouth as I die.

Back in my backwards ass dream world coma thing, the figure turns to me before turning a familiar revolver against me and firing.

My respawned self jolts upright.

"...The fuck is Orion?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"I was about to say I just wanted to have fun messing with you guys. I didn't think it would be that big of a deal."

She stands there with a blank look on her face.

"Oh yeah! And I'm supposed to tell you something!"

She takes a letter from her back pocket and skims it out loud.

"Important... Tell them coordinates are bluh bluh bluh... Planet is not uh... Here we go. You're getting a new pilot."

 

[Saltarius]

"Xot, what was the point of telling us she was a serial killer and how dangerous she was and now she's just a courier and...whatever. Ever heard of something called Orion, Xot?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane grabs the note out of Sisters hand, and begins to read it.

 

[Knife-28]

I, meanwhile, am in a state of shock after seeing someone who is basically Pinkie Pie stab someone in the head.

 

[RaNDM G]

The letter is covered in blood. The writing is blurred and ineligible.