Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I lean closer
"Trilby...exactly how many Simoleans do you have on Sim-City Social?"
I hold a bagel up near my head, dangling it in front of Trilby. As I speak, the hole in the middle of the bagel shrinks until it is so small only a pin could fit through. Then it is no longer in my hand, It never was. The bagel is around my head, obscuring everything above my mouth. I turn to look at Trilby, bones creaking. I open my mouth, and several kilograms of salad falls out. Then I speak in a deep, bass voice that is not my own, and echoes in the corners of the mind.
[b/]".:::::::::THIS:::::::::::CONTRACT:::::::::::::IS::::::::::::::::::SEALED:::::::::."[/b]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I leap over the surgery table, land in a pool of blood and slip.
"Dammit."
I start crawling away from Sigma.

 

[Saltarius]

"Is it done yet?"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife kicks down the door to Trilby's workshop and starts throwing seals at Sigma. "I think you'll find it's you that's sealed!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

Binary numbers made of processed meat and cream cheese spill from my mouth, spiraling across the floor. my shadow looms over me, larger than I ever was.
[b/]".::LEASE:::::RESS:::::::::START:::::::LAYER::::::::TWO::::::."[/b]
I fall asleep.
(night guys)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Y... yup. It's done."
I shoot Knife in the dick.

 

[Knife-28]

"A simple thak you would have sufficed." Knife says, before throwing another seal at Trilby.

 

[Saltarius]

I zipline on my maneuver gear out of the workshop.

"FUCK YEAH! THANKS I GUESS, TRILBY!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I roll out of the way of the seal.
"Why?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Why not?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
I shoot Knife again.

 

[Knife-28]

"You seem to have a lot of anger Trilby." Knife says, sweeping Trilby's feet out from under him and causing him to fall onto one of those psychologist's chairs. "Now tell me, what is the source of all this violence?" Knife asks, pulling out a clipboard.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I DON'T NEED BULLSHIT ELECTRONICS TO MOVE AROUND LIKE THAT!" The tulpa points the gauntlets at the ground before remembering magic is turned off and begins to cry.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I'd have to say it all started back when I met this guy called Knife. The guy was a massive cockhead. Anyway, I ended up locked in a shopping centre for a year with this twat. You'd go crazy, too." I reply, glaring at Knife.
"Maybe it was the various chemicals and electronics I shoved into my brain. Or that three month blackout after I arrived here. Or the fact that I've died, like, a thousand times. That shit probably messes you up."

 

[Saltarius]

"What about me?" I say, swinging back in.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn inside Trilbys head and burst out of it, still wearing a massive bagel around my skull.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"What."

 

[Saltarius]

"Asking if I was a reason you're so fucked up!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Probably. When I woke up or whatever, you were a terrorist drug lord mass murderer fuckstick. Not the best person to spend pretty much every waking moment with."

 

[Saltarius]

"But now I'm just a mass murdering fuckstick! Slightly better, right?"